At some point in a guy's life... It comes down to this.
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him
he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus to letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday evening. I was sitting in my chair and my
wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, "Guess who?"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose
petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and
cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am. You guys want a beer?"