Funny pic/gif thread...

This seems appropriate.
 

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DoubleD said:
My top Asshat vehicle top-ten list:

10. Mustang...any year, any model
9. Camaro...mid '70's and new
8. Hummer...should say 'anal', because I'm relatively sure that is the favorite activity for most of these people.
7. Escalade--nothing says 'I live with my moms' like a pearl white escalade.
6. New Mini driven by a guy (aka entitled hipster fag)
5. Corvettes...yeppers.
4. Crotch rockets and zipper bikes. I am not stopping for you when you wipe out in front of my gigantic 1974 el camino--it likes idiot blood.
3. Jacked-up Ram Diesels. Yeah, I see you have 'Jesse James' rims, calvin peeing on a chevy and a rubber scrotum on the receiver hitch--I'm guessing you have severe insecurity and a small pee-pee, also.

2. Anything Donked, especially ex-police cars. Yeah, $1200 for a caprice and $12000 for 30" wheels...special. Now you look like the coolest cat in the welfare line.

1. Prius. There is a reason I pop my secondaries in my carbureted, 40-year old V-8 when I am next to you: I am hoping you'll cry a bit. Pretentious jackhead, if you just cared about the environment, you'd buy a reasonably normal looking hybrid. You care about LOOKING like you care about the environment. Oh, and on a lifetime per-mile basis, my car has had significantly less impact on the environment than yours, dummy.
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That's some funny stuff.... I have a 79 Chevy Stepside a 96 Cobra and a 2007 GT..... My favorite car tho is my 1974 SS El Camino... triple black with swivel buckets and console... Have had it since I was 15 and am working on getting the parts together to restore it... Not sure but by association you may now be an a$$hat too.....
 
pwd72s said:
You forgot THE top asshat vehicle

Any year elky. Get a real pickemup or get a real car.
What the hell are you trying to prove with that thing?;)
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Quoting myself in order to say that the above was done with tongue firmly in cheek.
Hey, whatever gets you to the poohall & back home is fine by me.
One of the top pool shooters in this area drive a Toyota he paid $750 for.

If your tailpipe is larger than your cylinder bore...I say it's rice. :grin:
 
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???? I've seen this GIF before, but I still crack up! How in the hell does he do it? Pretty flexible.

Best,
Mike
 
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