Funny pic/gif thread...

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My top Asshat vehicle top-ten list:

10. Mustang...any year, any model
9. Camaro...mid '70's and new
8. Hummer...should say 'anal', because I'm relatively sure that is the favorite activity for most of these people.
7. Escalade--nothing says 'I live with my moms' like a pearl white escalade.
6. New Mini driven by a guy (aka entitled hipster fag)
5. Corvettes...yeppers.
4. Crotch rockets and zipper bikes. I am not stopping for you when you wipe out in front of my gigantic 1974 el camino--it likes idiot blood.
3. Jacked-up Ram Diesels. Yeah, I see you have 'Jesse James' rims, calvin peeing on a chevy and a rubber scrotum on the receiver hitch--I'm guessing you have severe insecurity and a small pee-pee, also.

2. Anything Donked, especially ex-police cars. Yeah, $1200 for a caprice and $12000 for 30" wheels...special. Now you look like the coolest cat in the welfare line.

1. Prius. There is a reason I pop my secondaries in my carbureted, 40-year old V-8 when I am next to you: I am hoping you'll cry a bit. Pretentious jackhead, if you just cared about the environment, you'd buy a reasonably normal looking hybrid. You care about LOOKING like you care about the environment. Oh, and on a lifetime per-mile basis, my car has had significantly less impact on the environment than yours, dummy.

I add a couple and drop a couple but fairly accurate list. I'd like to see Benz, Ferrari, and rappers that can't pronounce the name of the Lamborghini Gallardo correctly (Guy-rrrr-dough), but you get the idea.
 
Also I hate to say it, but I do like the H3 quite a bit. And I love the H2 with a D-max swap...

Sorry, I'm a gear head at heart.
 
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My top Asshat vehicle top-ten list:

10. Mustang...any year, any model
9. Camaro...mid '70's and new
8. Hummer...should say 'anal', because I'm relatively sure that is the favorite activity for most of these people.
7. Escalade--nothing says 'I live with my moms' like a pearl white escalade.
6. New Mini driven by a guy (aka entitled hipster fag)
5. Corvettes...yeppers.
4. Crotch rockets and zipper bikes. I am not stopping for you when you wipe out in front of my gigantic 1974 el camino--it likes idiot blood.
3. Jacked-up Ram Diesels. Yeah, I see you have 'Jesse James' rims, calvin peeing on a chevy and a rubber scrotum on the receiver hitch--I'm guessing you have severe insecurity and a small pee-pee, also.

2. Anything Donked, especially ex-police cars. Yeah, $1200 for a caprice and $12000 for 30" wheels...special. Now you look like the coolest cat in the welfare line.

1. Prius. There is a reason I pop my secondaries in my carbureted, 40-year old V-8 when I am next to you: I am hoping you'll cry a bit. Pretentious jackhead, if you just cared about the environment, you'd buy a reasonably normal looking hybrid. You care about LOOKING like you care about the environment. Oh, and on a lifetime per-mile basis, my car has had significantly less impact on the environment than yours, dummy.

somebodies an asshat because they ride a motorcycle. that seems a little closedminded. i ride street and dirtbikes. they r fun period. if im a asshat for riding them thats news to me. also my buddy drives a *****en corvette .super fast and handles great. i guess hes a asshat too. again seems closedminded.
for the record i dig truck in your avatar. i luv classic cars and trucks but can only afford so many toys. even though i dont own a classic truck i certainly wouldnt call u a asshat for driving one. your truck is cool and fun to u. same goes for me on my bike. p.s. please dont run me over if i happen to wipe out .
 
You forgot THE top asshat vehicle

Any year elky. Get a real pickemup or get a real car.
What the hell are you trying to prove with that thing?;)
 
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You forgot THE top asshat vehicle

Any year elky. Get a real pickemup or get a real car.
What the hell are you trying to prove with that thing?;)

Hey, I had an 82 elky in high school. I even broke it in by getting carjacked off of uhh, something like Rosecrans and Alameda or something in the Compton/Carson area. My brother had an umm.. 89? RS and we'd race from Whittier to the beach down the 91. Ahh, the good old days. Nowadays I've got a basic benz and figure if I hit 100 every now and then it'll keep the blood circulating. That little thing gets me around these damn slow PNW drivers pretty well, too! They probably think I'm an asshat. :thumbup:

I only had it for a couple of years, but I miss my 89 chevy 1500.. I think that's what it was anyhow. :o

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