Funny pic/gif thread...
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Wow, they each get a 2 liter Coke too. Why use a glass, you'd just have to wash them later.
The scary part of that picture is the guy standing in the back ground probably bought the pie and is going to have sex with both of those lard buckets later.
So, they'll just cut the pie into four pieces and fold them. They'll probably be into the potato chips and chocolate bars in about 15 minutes.
I'm wondering where the delivery guy put that Pie. Strap it down to the roof of his car.
Maybe things are cheaper in the USA, but in Canada, that would be a 200 dollar pizza.
The scary part of that picture is the guy standing in the back ground probably bought the pie and is going to have sex with both of those lard buckets later.
So, they'll just cut the pie into four pieces and fold them. They'll probably be into the potato chips and chocolate bars in about 15 minutes.
I'm wondering where the delivery guy put that Pie. Strap it down to the roof of his car.
Maybe things are cheaper in the USA, but in Canada, that would be a 200 dollar pizza.
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No lube, cover her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Thats more likely a bottle of Ranch dressing. Low cal dressing tho. Have to watch the pounds.
Thats more likely a bottle of Ranch dressing. Low cal dressing tho. Have to watch the pounds.
Paulie, I bet she doesn't pour it on the pizza. Half a slice in her mouth and she'll chase it with a healthy dose of Ranch.
Bicep woman's eyes are rolled back in her head. Shes having a Coke gasm.
Bicep woman's eyes are rolled back in her head. Shes having a Coke gasm.
All that I can think of while the girl is chugging on that 2lt Coke is that ol' line from Caddy Shack by Bill Murray... "Cannonball... Cannonball coming"
Then an image of her eating a slice as fast as she can and then... "Cannonball..."
Oh yea... and where is Honey Boo Boo in this shot?
This stuff brings out the worst in me... so...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
(sorry, it's the best that I had on such short notice)
Then an image of her eating a slice as fast as she can and then... "Cannonball..."
Oh yea... and where is Honey Boo Boo in this shot?
This stuff brings out the worst in me... so...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
(sorry, it's the best that I had on such short notice)
Don't worry.... That's diet Ranch!
A little jet blast. I bet that the Za Girls wouldn't have gone so far as the car did.
I just noticed the appliances in the kitchen. Double wide refrigerator. Probably 200 cu ft.
Need lots of shelf space for all those 2 liter Cokes.
I'd like to see the look on the little Chinese guys face when they both walk in for the all you can eat buffet.
They were cheerleaders in High School until they started grazing on the Artificial Turf.
I just noticed the appliances in the kitchen. Double wide refrigerator. Probably 200 cu ft.
Need lots of shelf space for all those 2 liter Cokes.
I'd like to see the look on the little Chinese guys face when they both walk in for the all you can eat buffet.
They were cheerleaders in High School until they started grazing on the Artificial Turf.
Sad thing is, we have no proof of what we see is actually real.
Photo shopping has gone beyond .
Still funny though.
Funny or a PSA?
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He's on his knees with a gun pointed at his head as if he is going to be executed.
May as well take a chance, the bullet might just grease his earlobe and all he would lose is a little hearing.