Funny pic/gif thread...

Ken_4fun · Dec 17, 2008

ShootingArts said:
I told a bill collector the hat story myself. They didn't think it was all that funny especially since my bills were a few months overdue at the time and I told them one more call birddogging and their name wasn't going in the hat.

Another bill, my wife had charged a large purchase at a local store much to my annoyance. Write out a check, find an envelope and a stamp, all this crap every month. I was a few days late paying one month and they immediately sent me a self addressed stamped envelope with a reminder to pay my bill. Since it had to be ten days late for a late fee to apply I had time to get their envelope and send my check back in it with no late fee. I tried it again the next month, it worked so for the next six months or so I waited on their envelope to send my payment in.

One fine day a lady called me up concerning that bill being chronically late. I explained to her that if she would send the envelope a week earlier I would pay her on time. She went ballistic! SIR, IT IS NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROVIDE YOU AN ENVELOPE AND STAMP! Another five minutes of tirade followed. I thought it was funny but the old hussy quit sending me envelopes. I told the wife to go pay the balance, it wasn't any fun anymore.

Hu

Im so stupid...I just pay all my bills on time each month. From now on I am going to start having more fun with this opportunity.

Talk about value for your entertainment dollar!

Ken

CharlesUFarley · Dec 17, 2008

Mosconiac.... Joe Son...the fighter turned actor who played shoe throwing "Random Task" in the Austin Powers movie...was recently arrested for his part in a brutal gang rape that occured in the 1990's. He was arrested on an unrelated smaller crime, and his dna was found to match dna collected at the rape scene...(or on the victim, not sure which)...

just a fun fact for you.

Beware_of_Dawg · Dec 17, 2008

CharlesUFarley said:
Joe Son...the fighter turned actor who played shoe throwing "Random Task" in the Austin Powers movie...was recently arrested for his part in a brutal gang rape that occured in the 1990's.

just a fun fact for you.

DOubt that fact was fun for everyone.

Hey wait a minute CharlesUFarley, arent you the clown the scoffed at the funny of the polar bear chasing some dude around a truck??? yet you see the fun in a fact about a brutal gang rape?!?!?

odd.

SJDinPHX · Dec 17, 2008

Try it !

The next time someone is laying a sad tale on you, and says "You should walk a mile in MY shoe's"
Take them up on it....that way, you'll be a mile away all their B.S..... PLUS, you'll have their shoe's.

JesPiddlin · Dec 17, 2008

Grandpa

My great-uncle sent this to his older sister, who is also my 95 year old grandmother....

A heartwarming story.

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'
The cop asked, 'What's he like?'
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
'Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs.'

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

JesPiddlin · Dec 17, 2008

androd said:
and why would he be locking his truck ? are eskimos car thieves?

I assumed (by the fact that he doesn't seem to get into his truck) that he must have the doors locked. Or, the truck is dead and he's afraid to be limited to the inside of it, if the bear breaks the windows.