Funny pic/gif thread...

[DEAD MONEY G]

a few funny ones

a few more

 

[frankncali]

 

[Scaramouche]

Not being an American, I simply read and observe.

From a recent email:


A Strange Old Tool . . . . Do you know what it is? Look below - this is NO JOKE....

This Old Tool has been reintroduced in Washington D.C. by the New Administration. Are you starting to feel it yet?

 

[gpeezy]

WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.







I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

One who'll pull out my chair and hold my hand.

Massage my feet and help me stand..







Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean..

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother...







A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

 

[Beware_of_Dawg]

 

[Scaramouche]

Swine Flu Alert

Today's news is that the National Helpline
has been overwhelmed with calls.
To ease the pressure on them,
here is the first test:


If you wake up looking like this, don't go to work.

 

[Beware_of_Dawg]

Animal X-ing, Fail.

 

[Scaramouche]

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch on the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. It also works at DMV and the Laundromat.

Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order.

 

[DEAD MONEY G]

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[Fenwick]

Swine Flu Alert

Today's news is that the National Helpline
has been overwhelmed with calls.
To ease the pressure on them,
here is the first test:


If you wake up looking like this, don't go to work.

Now I know how I look when staring at the hot waitresses at the pool hall. No wonder they avoid me.

 

[Beware_of_Dawg]

 

[mosconiac]

That poor guy, what an idiotic set design!

 

[sde]

This is crazy

I have made over 700 skydives, but what these guys are doing give me the chills.

http://www.wimp.com/basejumpers/

Steve

 

[$TAKE HOR$E]

new movie coming out................

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

Fantastic footage isn't it. There is about 3 shots of going over the hairpin turn, did you see how high that road is? They're still about 3000 feet.
In one clip, there was a car going around the turn and this guy shoots right over them, must have given them a start to see someone shoot past them at 100 mph.

 

[JoeyA]

I have made over 700 skydives, but what these guys are doing give me the chills.

http://www.wimp.com/basejumpers/

Steve

I have never made one sky dive but that really looks like fun. They look like flying squirrels going through the air.

I wonder how long their flights are before they pull the shoot.

Thanks! I believe that would be better than an Ohio roller coaster ride.

JoeyA

 

[DEAD MONEY G]

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[TheSleeve]

Im sure everyone has seen this one but it never gets old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_YlkEUOonI&feature=PlayList&p=0516A45938BF35B7&index=0