And I'm sure you all heard about the new contract that Ping is trying to get Tiger's wife to sign.
They have their slogan for the new line of golf clubs ready to go...
"The only golf club you can beat Tiger with!"
P.S. I know it's an old one, but I'm trying to help get this to a million views!
•The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
•Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.
•What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
•Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
•Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals.
•Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.
•What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Santa stopped at three ho's.
•Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
•What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
•Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
•Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
•Stephen Colbert: "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."
•Conan O'Brien: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express."
◦Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.