Funny pic/gif thread...

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This... now this was a very well thought out comic. Made me LOLOLOLOLOLOL till I was ROFL. jk, funny though.
 
TEXTING FOR SENIORS

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can
understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CGIP: Can't get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
 
I don't know about you, but it is not a real wedding reception until people start getting punched, tazed, pepper sprayed, and a canine has to be brought in to take control of the situation!!


http://www.waltonandjohnson.com/showarchives.html?n_id=933

I love the Walton and Johnsons show. I listen everyday, as should you. Houma is about 30 minutes from where I live. If there were no tasers, so hillbillies would have been shot.
 
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