Funny pic/gif thread...

Diggin this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g-yrjh58ms

"CHECK OUT MY KEEPON"

"Hey...That's kinda cool, it...dances."

"KINDA COOL?" KINDA COOL?!"

"I...I guess its pretty cool..."

"IT BETTER BE F***ING COOL I PAYED THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR THIS YELLOW PIECE OF SHIT"

teejayandjon 3 months ago 45
 
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Hypnotist at the Senior Center

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to
hypnotize
each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique
pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.

Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SHIT!' said the hypnotist.

It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center.:grin:
 
Hahaha, Bobby. What are you good at Bobby?
Sex, I'm good at it, I'll keep them in the bedroom so long, they'll put your face on the back of a milk carton.

Now why do I see myself using that line in the near future.
 
Blue Hog ridr said:
Hahaha, Bobby. What are you good at Bobby?
Sex, I'm good at it, I'll keep them in the bedroom so long, they'll put your face on the back of a milk carton.

Now why do I see myself using that line in the near future.
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"My face" . . . there is an underlying message there someplace (hehehe).
 
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