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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17491344
Did you see the guy that tried branding the horse?
I have no idea why people that have been around horses allow themselves to be in the position to get kicked.
Man, I watched a guy drag a rope behind a tied up horse once. So lucky he didn't get kicked in the teeth.
To a horse, a rope looks like a snake, specially when its behind them. Just natural instinct.
No matter how well I think I know a horse, I always give their back end a fairly wide berth when walking to the other side.
I have no idea why people that have been around horses allow themselves to be in the position to get kicked.
Man, I watched a guy drag a rope behind a tied up horse once. So lucky he didn't get kicked in the teeth.
To a horse, a rope looks like a snake, specially when its behind them. Just natural instinct.
No matter how well I think I know a horse, I always give their back end a fairly wide berth when walking to the other side.
The night the lights went out
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few...
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents, so I asked. "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
Then the lights went out...
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few...
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents, so I asked. "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
Then the lights went out...
She looked like she can lick a pretty good Kazoo.
Anyhow, I would have given her a 10 for the Kazoo after the performance, but hey, I'm kinda twisted that way.
Anyhow, I would have given her a 10 for the Kazoo after the performance, but hey, I'm kinda twisted that way.
I will give you an easy one hundred if you lift up the a ss gut and have a 10 second whiff on that. And I will buy you 2 Big Macs after that for dinner.
Wow, I just grossed myself out.
I hate Big Macs, they stink.
Wow, I just grossed myself out.
I hate Big Macs, they stink.
