Funny pic/gif thread...
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I could enjoy this round of "Where's Waldo"...
I know where I'd like to find her.
Taylor Swift
I know she is crazy as hell, a horror show to deal with but now i am ready to try. Im sure there is a Saudi Prince somewhere that would have paid a million to walk up those stairs behind her. She could probably get 500 out of me:smile:
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Subject: Halloween
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't
know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he writes to a
costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a
parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as
a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company
another nasty letter of complaint.
The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST.
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour
the molasses over your bald head, pat on the crushed nuts, stick your
wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't
know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he writes to a
costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a
parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as
a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company
another nasty letter of complaint.
The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST.
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour
the molasses over your bald head, pat on the crushed nuts, stick your
wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
i don't know what she's doing...but I can't stop watching!
Yeah, if Ghetto Red Hot with the Mommy Tummy were doing that in front of you, I bet you wouldn't be saying that.
I just gave myself a nasty visual. Thanks Terry. I probably won't need to have sex for a month now.
I just gave myself a nasty visual. Thanks Terry. I probably won't need to have sex for a month now.
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