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LOL, now that is some funny stuff.
Funny pic/gif thread...
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A New Security System
Texas man installs security system that also provides him with round-the-clock personal protection - and it’s free!!
Bob resides in the Dallas suburb of Plano. Even though he lives in an upscale gated community, many residents there have suffered from burglaries and home invasions. Bob decided he needed a better home security system.
In order to obtain better security, Bob tore out his ADT alarm system and notified his Neighborhood Watch captain that he no longer wanted them to watch his property.
Bob then purchased two Pakistani flags and one ISIS flag. He raised the three flags in his front yard, the Pakistani flags at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The Plano police, FBI, U.S. Marshals, CIA and other intelligence services are all watching Bob's house 24/7. Furthermore, Bob has officers from those agencies following him everywhere he goes.
Bob now has a near-perfect security and personal protection system, and he only had to pay for the flags and flag poles.
And now he no longer has to pay those monthly ADT charges.
Bob never felt safer in his whole life.
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Sent by George's Flag Pole Company.
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Texas man installs security system that also provides him with round-the-clock personal protection - and it’s free!!
Bob resides in the Dallas suburb of Plano. Even though he lives in an upscale gated community, many residents there have suffered from burglaries and home invasions. Bob decided he needed a better home security system.
In order to obtain better security, Bob tore out his ADT alarm system and notified his Neighborhood Watch captain that he no longer wanted them to watch his property.
Bob then purchased two Pakistani flags and one ISIS flag. He raised the three flags in his front yard, the Pakistani flags at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The Plano police, FBI, U.S. Marshals, CIA and other intelligence services are all watching Bob's house 24/7. Furthermore, Bob has officers from those agencies following him everywhere he goes.
Bob now has a near-perfect security and personal protection system, and he only had to pay for the flags and flag poles.
And now he no longer has to pay those monthly ADT charges.
Bob never felt safer in his whole life.
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Sent by George's Flag Pole Company.
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Who says they don't make anything original in Canada?
9 out of 10 people who don't buy a Knock Out get haunted by demons.
Play with that too much and you'll see some demons.
Play with that too much and you'll see some demons.
Why post one when I can post a youtube channel?
Bookmark and explore at your leisure.
https://www.youtube.com/user/colinf...ure=iv&src_vid=5iA5mbNOats&sub_confirmation=1
Bookmark and explore at your leisure.
https://www.youtube.com/user/colinf...ure=iv&src_vid=5iA5mbNOats&sub_confirmation=1
Just think if this guy (fb link) learned to play pool and challenged Rainman to a 10 ahead set of 10 ball lol
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=863516813673697
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=863516813673697
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first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
I guess you would like to be voted SPAM MASTER of AZB! You're posting this self serving crap all over the place. Get lost! :angry:
Is that a side winder?
The pic is from Australia so imagine that it is a King Brown. There are lots of species of snakes in Australia, the Brown is a little more prevalent in some areas.
10 of the Worlds most deadliest snakes reside in Australia. You would have to go searching for the other more elusive ones.
Steve Irwin knew where they were. Fosters beer cans are Blue so it doesn't have one of those on its head.
Terry - Trivial Pursuit Mode = Off.
You're An EXTREME Redneck When...
1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8 Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9 Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
NOW YA'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY.
1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8 Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9 Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
NOW YA'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY.
