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Little Thelma comes home from first
> grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of
> Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and
> we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone
> a valentine? Thelma's father thinks a bit then
> says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a
> valentine to?” "The ISIS group," she
> says. "Why them," her father asks in
> shock? "Well," she says, "I thought that if
> a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give them a
> valentine, they might start to think that maybe we're not all bad,
> and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I
> did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love everyone a lot. And
> then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much they
> loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he
> looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Thelma, that's the most
> wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Thelma says, "and once
> that gets them out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of
> them."
>
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