Funny pic/gif thread...

The Geography of a Woman





Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered,
half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!





Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.




Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.





Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging
but still a warm and desirable place to visit.





Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.





Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.





Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.





After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.








THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN




Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea,
ruled by a pair of nuts.



THE END.
 
DRW said:
> You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.
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Politicians don't elect themselves. You and I do.

We bear the ultimate responsibility for everything the people we elect do.

Thank you kindly.
 
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Corwyn_8 said:
Politicians don't elect themselves. You and I do.

We bear the ultimate responsibility for everything the people we elect do.

Thank you kindly.
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Definitely an oversimplification of the matter, but you gotta admit that it is pretty convincing...when a soliloquy.
 
Black-Balled said:
Definitely an oversimplification of the matter, but you gotta admit that it is pretty convincing...when a soliloquy.
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While all that was said is true, theyres truly no simple good answer. I don't know if its the answer because with this idea comes a whole new set of problems but I do believe a single term limit is a step in the right direction.
 
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I have always Loved that clip. However, I hope that he had it professionally wired.

Then he is in line for some nice Insurance and can sue Cadillac.

I'd buy the B itch a cheap cloth covered casket and drop her in a hole. Likely be having a few cold ones and on AZB while they were doing the service.
 
Hand Job Cabin.

Yes, you read that right. This is the Official Trailer for the movie, "Hand Job Cabin".

Apparently, a Sexually Frustrated Ghost resides in this cabin in the woods. Well, watch it and see what she does. Hey, I don't mind being woken up to a nice Hand Job on occasion myself, but, if I were to be a Hand Jobee, I would prefer that the Hand Jobber, were on this side of the lawn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vao5rn7OHPo

I was watching Antique English and French cabinetry making, when this popped up on the Right Hand Side of the screen.
Serious.

Nine. You should have met my first wife. Spoiled Doctors daughter. Man, if I had have known what I was getting myself into, I would have hopped on my Motor Pickle
and not stopped riding until I was at least a couple of Provinces away. All sweet and everything until I said, "I Do".
I got married on the side of Mount Norquay in Banff National Park. If I knew at that point, I would have either pushed her off the side, or jumped.
Of course, I didn't listen when my future father In Law told my Mother that I was making a huge mistake. And this, coming from her own Loving Father.
And, there after, got into a Divorce and custody battle. I didn't have close to the amount of money needed. He should have been paying for my Lawyer.
So, long story Short, at the time, I had no idea on Explosive Devices and how to wire them to a distributor cap.
 
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