I like it, and perhaps I’m missing the point. I’ve seen all of them, but the “You Are Here” should be red and the other colors adjusted. Or, perhaps brown, as in “You’re up sh*t creek without a paddle.”
There was a time I could probably have climbed those stairs, I would be facing the rock all the way plus it is easier to step up than down. Facing in would be rough but not impossible. However, I would bring along a white sheet, a bowl, and a staff, because when I got to the top nothing except maybe a helicopter would get me back down!