Funny pic/gif thread...

[Texas Carom Club]

 

[Texas Carom Club]

 

[Texas Carom Club]

 

[chefjeff]

But where's that famous eyebrow lift?


Jeff Livingston

 

[Texas Carom Club]

 

[jimmyg]

 

[jimmyg]

 

[Nine ... corner]

 

[Chili Palmer]

Here's a video about that particular car.

And here's a custom built XKSS.

 

[Chili Palmer]

I was chatting with the ex-wife on the phone a couple of weeks ago about her new job.

Jist of the conversation:

Me: How's the new job?
Her: It's good, but my knees hurt because I'm on my feet all day.
Me: That sucks.
Her: Yeah.
Me: Maybe you should lose some weight?
Her: Fuck You.


LMAO.

The next day she came to my house and I offered her a cupcake, she refused.


I kill myself sometimes...

 

[jimmyg]

 

[jimmyg]

 

[chefjeff]

If only the Federal Reserve would understand savings and its benefits to society.


Jeff Livingston

 

[jimmyg]

 

[chefjeff]

Awesome!

The drug war mentality in one gif.


Jeff Livingston

 

[Floyd_M]

Hmmm... the radio says 104.9. That's not a time, clearly the driver was distracted by the radio and not watching the road. Claim denied.

Steering wheel shows he was looking for a "peace of meat".

 

[Texas Carom Club]

 

[Texas Carom Club]

 

[Texas Carom Club]

 

[boogieman]

And that is how your insurance company thinks.

You don't like it, get a lawyer. They'll prob allow you to rack up bills and then give you your Policy document where you said the insurer has 100% control of claim administration.

GTFO!

Insurance: better odds than Vegas. But not for you.

Also why you never talk to cops. Off topic is spoiler-ed and I put a funny pic at the end. Their whole jobs is to give a ticket/convict, not to prove if you're innocent. By default if a cop says so, you're guilty, it's on you to prove you're innocent. Innocent until proven guilty is the exact opposite to reality when you deal with law enforcement.

Hell, even a speeding ticket for 5 mph over the limit has a "criminal surcharge" added on, the court gets paid even if you just mail the check in. The only way to end that travesty would be if everyone who ever gets a speeding ticket and similar charges would go "waste" the court's time.