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Two businessmen meet in Hawaii. They are both spending a month there on vacation with their families. The first one couldn't resist bragging a little. "I got $250,000 from fire insurance!"
The second one told him, "Not bad but I got $750,000 from flood insurance."
The first one was quiet a minute or two digesting this. Then, "How do you set a flood?"
Back in the times when FEMA was more tolerant a friend of mine bought a house as an investment. It wasn't far from a little river and it flooded every two or three years like clockwork when the little river became a big river. Each time FEMA gave the owner $40,000. Walter held the house eight years, danged thing never flooded. He finally sold it at a loss. The next year it flooded twice and burned down! The new owner netted over $150,000 back when that wasn't bad change.
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Think I'd ask the wife to put the rub on it
She's already putting rub on one that size when he isn't homeThink I'd ask the wife to put the rub on it
Yeah I know Donkey man. Bitch of it is, she won't tell me what's in that rub.
It's hand-madeYeah I know Donkey man. Bitch of it is, she won't tell me what's in that rub.
The bridge hand freaks me out