One day my son walked in the room and I said to him "hey, do you know when your toothbrush is wet and you flick the bristles the water goes everywhere?" He chuckled and said "yes". Me - "Awesome, now go clean the bathroom mirror"

You think your dog does neat tricks? Nope ....
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Heck yes!
1993, 6th grade, first cd’s I ever got. Never followed through with the remainder. Can still remember how excited I was to get those; running to the mailbox every day after school.
Anyone remember their 8 cd’s?:
1. Green Jelly “3 little pigs” album
2. King Missile “Detachable Penis” album
3. Jimi Hendrix “Ultimate Experience”
4. Cream “Disraeli Gears”
5. Alice In Chains “Dirt”
6. Stone Temple Pilots “Core”
7. Paw “Dragline”
8. Pearl Jam “Verses”
My work desk has the occasional K9 officer show itself (on paper, to me) and they do not do anything at 50%.malinoises are crazy. i know of one K9 unit malinois that jumped from the third floor and caught the perp on the street below. it broke both wrist joints but didn't let this be known until the arrest was done.
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It appears the cyclist was struck while toward the left of the roadway.
(And it is HIGHlarious)It appears the cyclist was struck while toward the left of the roadway.
Presuming there is no center yellow line, the reminderer is wholly at fault
Yes, but it was a fat chick.Is that what the Porsche designers did for the bug?