Funny pic/gif thread...
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in a church...kind of funny.
Kind of awesome too. I'd love to convert a church to a cool home but i can't find that with wishes.
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a
Whaler could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
Whoaaoo
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster,
Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure
[chorus]
He's so glad he's Vlad
When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Gwar Gwar
She is probably like my ex. Try to get her to have a little fun in bed, "not tonight, I have a headache."
Hu
I hope you didn't ask for some head.
All the Turks were jerks. lol for real. Hahaha