Funny pic/gif thread...

https://i.imgur.com/KuMC7jj.jpeg
 

I have seen floor lamps built to conceal a whole gunsafe full of rifles and pistols without being obvious.



Got to be li'l Johnny!

At the start of the year a teacher thought she had found a way to learn a little about her students, their spelling abilities and what their dad's did for a living without asking questions that would get her in regulatory trouble. "OK children, when I call your name stand up and tell us what your dad does for a living then spell it."

"Teresa?" "My dad is a cook, c-o-o-k." "Very good, Bobby?"

"My dad is a sailor, s-a-i-l-o-r." "Very very good! Mary?"

"My daddy sells shirts. S-h-i-t-s" The teacher paled a little. "Try again please."

"My daddy sells shirts, s-h-i-t-s" The teacher was very pale now. "One more try please."

Before Mary could say anything li'l Johnny jumped up. "My ol' man is a bookie, b, double o, k-i-e, and I will give you five to three she spells shits again!" The teacher collapsed.

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Might get a bit hot underneath that mantel.
 
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