Funny pic/gif thread...


I have seen floor lamps built to conceal a whole gunsafe full of rifles and pistols without being obvious.


https://i.imgur.com/KuMC7jj.jpeg

Got to be li'l Johnny!

At the start of the year a teacher thought she had found a way to learn a little about her students, their spelling abilities and what their dad's did for a living without asking questions that would get her in regulatory trouble. "OK children, when I call your name stand up and tell us what your dad does for a living then spell it."

"Teresa?" "My dad is a cook, c-o-o-k." "Very good, Bobby?"

"My dad is a sailor, s-a-i-l-o-r." "Very very good! Mary?"

"My daddy sells shirts. S-h-i-t-s" The teacher paled a little. "Try again please."

"My daddy sells shirts, s-h-i-t-s" The teacher was very pale now. "One more try please."

Before Mary could say anything li'l Johnny jumped up. "My ol' man is a bookie, b, double o, k-i-e, and I will give you five to three she spells shits again!" The teacher collapsed.

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Might get a bit hot underneath that mantel.
 
Reminds me of a kid named Nathan in my second grade class. The teacher gave the kids opportunities to get if front of the class and talk to build confidence in front of others. You know show and tell things like that. Well this particular day she asked if anyone wanted to get up and tell a funny joke that they might know. Even as a second grader I knew as soon as I saw Nathan’s hand shoot up this was not a good idea. He walks up all proud to the front of the class and he proceeds to tell a joke that the teacher did not see the dirty punch line coming. For the life of me I can’t remember the joke but the teacher’s horrified look is burned into my memory as Nathan spit out the punch line with a proud smile on his face.
 
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Reminds me of a kid named Nathan in my second grade class. The teacher gave the kids opportunities to get if front of the class and talk to build confidence in front of other. You know show and tell things like that. Well this particular day she asked if anyone wanted to get up and tell a funny joke that they might know. At second grade as soon as I saw Nathan’s hand shoot up I knew this was not a good idea. He walks up all proud to the front of the class and he proceeds to tell a joke that the teacher did not see the dirty punch line coming. For the life of me I can’t remember the joke but the teacher’s horrified look is burned into my memory as Nathan spit out the punch line with a proud smile on his face.
Ouch! Now I have to initiate an internet search to try and find the joke Nathan told!😂
 
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