"Got English?" T-Shirt from Dr. Dave

mikewhy said:
No more lies! They find it irresistible. One gal traced her finger over each equation, sounding out the meaning as she read, her eyes burning fiercely. The first gawker, I almost wrote off as just admiring my pecs. "After my own heart," she explained as she pulled her gaze up to meet mine. And then gushed on about how she loves a good T. She sported a very nice set herself, also in black.

Nope. There's something magic in these shirts, Dave.

Regards.
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Like I said, the shirt is a powerful chick magnet! :grin-square:

Thanks for sexy "testimonial."

Regards,
Dave
 
12squared said:
I played in the onepocket.org Members' Only 1pocket tourney the beginning of June. Arrived Thurs and got in action wearing your t-shirt under my longsleeve pullover and won. I then wore it for my Sat match on the winner's side under my polo shirt to see who would be guaranteed 5/6th, I won again. That was the last I wore it and lost 2 of my last 3 matches finishing 3rd. I wish I wore it again, but those I was around me were glad I didn't. :eek::grin::grin:

It's a magical shirt! (and I'm told a chick magnet, but would not know that first hand:) )

Dave
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Dr. Dave,

I'm glad to hear that not only is the shirt an amazing "chick magnet" ... it also makes you win. I also have not lost once wearing my shirt yet!

Thank you for another powerful "testimonial,"
Dr. Dr. Dave
 
I want one, but I recently read my local government has turned over nearly 10k illegals to fed.

Might get caught dead, wearing it!
 
Black-Balled said:
I want one, but I recently read my local government has turned over nearly 10k illegals to fed.

Might get caught dead, wearing it!
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That's a good point. In border states, the "Got English?" phrase might be misinterpreted (in two different ways). Maybe I should start selling the shirt at Trump rallies. ;)

Black-Balled said:
Dr. Dave quote: You should have a shot at the cash, especially if we don't get any top pros participating.
Good luck
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FYI, no pro has entered the $4000 Billiard University (BU) Exam I 100 Challenge yet, and I am beginning to think none will ... even though an easy $2500 is up for grabs with no travel time or expenses required (and the BU Exam is excellent practice ... especially for a pro who should want to work on skills in a dedicated way, like any true professional in any other sport).

Regards,
Dave
 
Black-Balled said:
I want one, but I recently read my local government has turned over nearly 10k illegals to fed.

Might get caught dead, wearing it!
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Nice to hear from you Mr. Balled. The t-shirt is worth the risk, but we need you alive so do what you feel is right. :thumbup::rolleyes:
 
I need to come out to ft Collins...too bad it is so damn far.

I have 3 friends who moved there in the last 2yr.
 
dr_dave said:
Like I said, the shirt is a powerful chick magnet! :grin-square:

Thanks for sexy "testimonial."

Regards,
Dave
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If you over 65, male, hetrosexual, have a pulse, live in a age restricted community, your a chick magnet. You don't need a t-shirt to attract honies.

My buddy who is 64 recently lost his wife to cancer, apprently the old ladies read the obituaries. As he had a few show up at the door or the pretense of being a friend of the late wife. None of the ladies were in her address book, so he figured the read the obituaries. Old Cougars hunting pray.

BTW I think the T-shirt is very cool..
 
CocoboloCowboy said:
If you over 65, male, hetrosexual, have a pulse, live in a age restricted community, your a chick magnet. You don't need a t-shirt to attract honies.

My buddy who is 64 recently lost his wife to cancer, apprently the old ladies read the obituaries. As he had a few show up at the door or the pretense of being a friend of the late wife. None of the ladies were in her address book, so he figured the read the obituaries. Old Cougars hunting pray.
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Good point. If you have lots of obit-surfing Cougars after you, you probably don't need the shirt.

CocoboloCowboy said:
BTW I think the T-shirt is very cool.
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Thanks!

Regards,
Dave
 
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