Neil, you are making assumptions that he has some skill, apparently because he has been playing for half a century. I've heard from a couple of people who know him that he can't pot three balls in a row on a good day along with some other less than complimentary comments. That makes sense. When would he ever play? He spends more time than most people posting female images on here as if that will somehow get him noticed and make him popular. Wonder if his wife and kids know that he spends hours and hours per week posting images of scantily clad females on a pool forum. Wonder if his buddy Fran still loves him since she has seen all of that?
Child: Dad, did you play pool today?
English: Well, I didn't actually play, but I talked about it.
Child: Kewl. Who did you talk about it with?
English: Well, I didn't actually talk to anyone, I posted on a pool website.
Child: You spent 5 hours chatting on a pool website?
English: Well, I didn't spend all that time chatting. I was posting.
Child: Did you contribute any of your 47 years of knowledge while posting?
English: Most definitely.
Child: Kewl. What knowledge did you contribute?
English: Well, it wasn't exactly knowledge. I spent time disputing this aiming system called CTE.
Child: Kewl. How does this system work?
English: I really have no idea but I don't understand it so it must not work.
Child: Wow, that sounds rather strange. So you spent 5 hours posting about something you don't understand?
English: Well, no. I posted pictures as well.
Child: Kewl. Pictures of you playing pool?
English: No, not exactly?
Child: Pictures of someone else playing pool?
English: Well, no.
Child: What pictures did you post then?
English: I, well, a, you know ... I posted pictures of people.
Child: What people?
English: Just people.
Child: Sounds like you're too embarrassed to tell me the truth.
English: Okay, okay. Pictures of scantily clad females.
Child: You're a perv. I'm telling Mom.