Here's Mine What Your Resolution?
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You make it till morning? :smile:
Haha ...me too!
Really, lucky guy.
At least 2 or 3 times in the night for me. The up side is, at least I wake up first.
That's funny. I'm in the same boat.
Just heard a story about a woman telling her doctor she was regular. She told him she had a movement at 5:00 AM every day. The doctor said that was amazing, then she said, "but I don't get up until 6:00".
More time Away from PC & Smart-Phone ....
I resolve to make an effort to post MUCH less in these forums.
I resolve to make an effort to post MUCH less in these forums.
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And I promise not to change despite the occasional Forum rant to do just that.........well, technically speaking, it's falls within the category of being a resolution.....of sorts.
LOL yeah the darn thing used to wake up for other reasons , but these days its like ooooo your awake lets take a leak , i have to go more often than the dog these days
I do resolve to improve my game by not listening to anyone but myself and what I observe. Don't care how many Rain Man "BURN BABAY!!!!!" incidents I set off by my adopted atrocious form... I'm doin what feels right.
With great care and foresight, I've already bird-dogged the OCD, cue-collecting, golf shirt wearing, perfect form but could make a ball to save the 18 yr old poodles life, "Experts" that frequent my home hall. They aren't baiting me into acknowledging the error of my rebellious ways of departing from the flagellant path of rigidly structured, properly masochistic form. Scroom... Im gonna give them THE STARE.
With great care and foresight, I've already bird-dogged the OCD, cue-collecting, golf shirt wearing, perfect form but could make a ball to save the 18 yr old poodles life, "Experts" that frequent my home hall. They aren't baiting me into acknowledging the error of my rebellious ways of departing from the flagellant path of rigidly structured, properly masochistic form. Scroom... Im gonna give them THE STARE.
I have to make a conscience effort to stop masturbating.
Last week I went to the Dr. I told him that I was having problems with my sex life.
The Dr, said, "tell me about it".
I said, "Doc, its like this, I wake in the morning and have sex with my wife".
I get to work and have a little romp with my secretary before anyone else gets to work. Then, we do it again for morning coffee break, dinner time and again for afternoon coffee break.
I usually get home before my wife so I sneak over to my neighbors house and have one with her.
When my wife gets home, we have sex before supper and then one more time before we go to sleep.
The Dr, said, "well, you don't seem to be having much of a problem with your sex life, exactly what is the problem".
I said, "Doc, it hurts when I masturbate".
Last week I went to the Dr. I told him that I was having problems with my sex life.
The Dr, said, "tell me about it".
I said, "Doc, its like this, I wake in the morning and have sex with my wife".
I get to work and have a little romp with my secretary before anyone else gets to work. Then, we do it again for morning coffee break, dinner time and again for afternoon coffee break.
I usually get home before my wife so I sneak over to my neighbors house and have one with her.
When my wife gets home, we have sex before supper and then one more time before we go to sleep.
The Dr, said, "well, you don't seem to be having much of a problem with your sex life, exactly what is the problem".
I said, "Doc, it hurts when I masturbate".
Yer welcome. I'm just a sharing kinda guy.
I should get a job in a furniture store. I could do the testing.
I should get a job in a furniture store. I could do the testing.
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My New Years resolution will be not to post anything negative on AZB Forums for at least January. I probably will see you all around Feb 1st 2014. I know that 2/1/2015 would make more of you happier.. Johnnyt
To be the best in pool and snooker and get 1st place in DCC and 1st in every game of all around games, and snooker. if it does not happen in my 1st life, maybe in my 2nd life, or 3rd. It is a goal!
Does trying not to suck so bad at pool count as a New Years resolution? If it does thats my New Years resolution. Happy New Year Johnny!!:grin-square:
I do resolve to improve my game by not listening to anyone but myself and what I observe. Don't care how many Rain Man "BURN BABAY!!!!!" incidents I set off by my adopted atrocious form... I'm doin what feels right.
With great care and foresight, I've already bird-dogged the OCD, cue-collecting, golf shirt wearing, perfect form but could make a ball to save the 18 yr old poodles life, "Experts" that frequent my home hall. They aren't baiting me into acknowledging the error of my rebellious ways of departing from the flagellant path of rigidly structured, properly masochistic form. Scroom... Im gonna give them THE STARE.
What an amazing person you must be! To have been born with the proper "feel" of a champion pool player! And all you have to do is what feels right! Wow! What a gift!
::::blush:::: Garsh.... Yer sweet... and correct. Im fan-shaggin-tastic! I rock and I roll like a giant american woman bosom. Wow! Stroke, So Comfort! Wow! Champion, awesome shot! Wow!!! Thanks Bro.
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Lesh