Holy Sweat Stains Batman!!

easy-e

easy-e

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I just saw the picture of me that Diane took at Grady's tournament........Check out the awesome sweat stains I have!!!! On the main AZ page there is a link to the pics....check it out and rate my sweat stains on a scale from 1-10! It was hot in there but.......DAMN!
 
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Ok, that is nasty. :p
How long has it been since you washed that shirt? I have not see that salt build up on clothes like that since Airborne School (It was really bad then!). If you did that in one day, holy crap you must have been almost dehydrated. Anyways, good to finally put a face to the name.
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Always keep a spare shirt in the trunk just incase Diane is around. Or; you are like me and you always seem to get either wing sauce or BBQ sauce on your shirt. :D
 
Good advice! I usually have a ton of clothes in my car......come to think of it I probably did that day too! The A/C went out for the day and it was hot as hell. I also happen to be a big hairy guy, so I sweat when it is freezing!
 
Damn, I'll give you 6 for potential commercial usage; you can setup a SALT factory with that shirt.

Or is it just the art of intimidation and distraction? :D

Or I think you need to get a better washer. That also happens when the shirt you're wearing has detergent residue.
 
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I'm giving you a 7 for artistic presence. Seriously though, that brings new meaning to sweating some action. I can understand though if their a/c went out...that would suck.
 
noRulez said:
I'm giving you a 7 for artistic presence. Seriously though, that brings new meaning to sweating some action. I can understand though if their a/c went out...that would suck.
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Oh the A/C went out...sorry I didn't catch that. Johnnyt
 
Don't forget the other ingredients to the sweat stains......

Fat + Hairy = Sweat stains! I need to see a doctor or something.
 
Reminds me of our football jerseys after a week of 2 a day practices in August! Wheeew.......:eek:
 
I hope you had a lot of deodorant on

That gives me an idea: I'll have took into getting a shirt made with preprinted sweat stains. An opponent might take it easy on me 'cause I look like l'm about to die with fear. ;)
 
easy-e said:
Don't forget the other ingredients to the sweat stains......

Fat + Hairy = Sweat stains! I need to see a doctor or something.
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Would you believe they have treatments for this nowadays? People actually get botox injections in their armpits every 6 months.. it completely eliminates sweat, and subsequently the need for deoderant.
 
easy-e said:
Don't forget the other ingredients to the sweat stains......

Fat + Hairy = Sweat stains! I need to see a doctor or something.
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :eek: but i have to say, i would have never noticed the pit stains if you hadn't pointed them out :p the shirt text grabbed my attention :D
 
9balllvr said:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :eek: but i have to say, i would have never noticed the pit stains if you hadn't pointed them out :p the shirt text grabbed my attention :D
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It's true you know........:cool: ;)
 
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