How I got my POOL NICKNAME

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Now don't you veterans of the Main Forum get your panties in a wad but I was looking up something about !SmorgasBored and found the old thread-HOW I GOT MY POOL NICKNAME.

It was a fun thread and while anyone can search for it, there welcome to.

But I find it more interesting to drop in on a "new" thread during the day to see who has added what to the topic. I guess I like reading a couple off stories at a time and don't want to grind through a hundred posts. Reading an old thread doesn't seem to do as much for me as watching a "new" thread unfold.

So for those of you who might want to tell others how you got your Pool Nickname, let's hear it. For those of you who are willing to copy and paste your story from the old thread, please do so.

Here's mine:

Originally Posted by JoeyA
Or as Luigi would say, my nom de pool.

The story won't be fascinating or anything like that but I hope others who have acquired nicknames will see fit to add their story here. In that way, those who come after us might see how they were acquired and under what conditions.

My nickname came about quite naturally. It wasn't anything extraordinary like many nicknames it was quite relative. My typical day was I got to work at 8:00 am every morning; I mean the real work. I was a salesman for a large business forms company in New Orleans called Duplex Products. I excelled at selling business forms not from talent but kind of like my pool game, just plain old determination and sticktoitiveness. My sales and order entry were down to a fine science by the time I started hanging out at the Sport Palace in New Orleans and I would normally be finished my day's work by lunch time. Just so you guys and girls don't get the wrong idea about my work ethic: The company paid their salesmen on what they sold only. It was straight commission. No Salary. If you didn't make your draw, you went in the hole and had to earn your way back out of the hole. The company didn't let you sit in the hole for long and they would send you down the road in a heart beat if you weren't productive. Sometimes I would work at night or weekends or whenever it was necessary to keep the orders rolling in. Not once in the 12 years that I worked for them, did I ever go in the hole even once. I always had an extra commission check coming every month above my draw. It wasn't the easiest job in the world but by the time I started playing pool at the Sport Palace I had it down to a science and my boss was quite happy with my productivity. I even carried him a time or two.

At lunch time, I would go over to the Sport Palace and either grab a quick Po-Boy roast beef sandwich or maybe a shrimp sandwich and quickly go over the the pool hall. As soon as I arrived, it was kind of strange, they treated me like I was a celebrity of sorts. (I had a job, money, played pool, enjoyed gambling and had some free time to do what they all liked to do). I wore a suit or coat and tie every day to work and when I would come into the Sport Palace I would leave my coat in the car and come in with my cue and case in hand, with my tie always in tack. I didn't know it at the time and really didn't pay any attention to the reason that the gamblers were attracted to me but they were always fighting to see who would play me that day.

No more than a few minutes would pass before someone would offer me a game I couldn't refuse. Nubby was my favorite pool hustler. He was a drug dealer by trade and had lost one of his hands do to a dynamite explosion or so he always told me. There were many others, Earl Heisler (the big dog) Al Werlein (the road warrior) Ernie Sellers (the Lamb killer and one of the few pool players that made a decent living gambling at pool). Ernie worked at his trade all over the country and he could really play but seldom ever showed his true speed. Racetrack Al and Hotel Al, two different guys from different parts of the world would often be there when I gambled trying to get in some side bets. There were dozens of working stiffs like myself who liked the shadowy underworld of the Sport Palace with the discreet card room in the back where you had to be a member of the Red Rose Social Club (charter and all) to play. Jim the Lawyer now 82 YO and going strong, Tall Paul, Railroad Willie, Buffalo Jimmy, Pots and Pans, Joe the Grinder, Mr. Steve (one of my favorites), Louie Knott, "LIttle Louie" Knott, Little Sal, BJ, Eddie Brown, Mike "Brewski" Brewer, Jim D'Fish, Louie the fisherman, Tenneco, Chicken Joe, Big Willie, Larry Griff the golfer, Jerome Gambino (I always thought he was part of the Louisiana mafia but wasn't), PVL, Mike Cummings the baseball player, Keith Shilling the baseball player, Country, Mule, Bull, New York Blackie, Nut, Red Charlie, Fu Man Chu, Junior the card sharp, Kenny the cop,; God, I could probably go on for another half hour with all of the characters that played pool out of that pool room and most everyone had a nickname. The charter for the card room was a farce and basically it was a means of segregating the gamblers by race but it also kept the law out of the back room unless they had a search warrant or had permission from either Louie Knott or Earl Heisler to go back there. It was what it was and was there before my time. How it existed in the eighties I will never know. There were no racial barriers in the pool room and all races locked horns and gambled with one another with no holds barred. Nubby REALLY liked gambling with me. At the time I first arrived, I didn't even know all of the rules of one pocket, let alone the many shots and strategies that go with the game. The players would give me weight and I would play for five ten or twenty dollars a game every day for a few hours before making my way home.

Nubby knew the game of one pocket quite well but didn't shoot that straight and I knew from the start that he would make a great customer for me. He too knew that I was a man to keep my mouth shut about how much he lost to me (which was important to him) and so each day I would have a game with one of the scores of gamblers that hung out at the Sport Palace. Nubby would rest his cue shaft on the wrist bone just above where his hand once was located and did all right for himself. I kept my winnings and his business to myself as most everyone did in those days. He would occasionally get mad at me (mostly a conjured anger that was just for show) and quit me but he always came back to play again and again for years. I always showed him respect and I think that meant something special to him. The Sport Palace was a tough place to cut your teeth playing pool and respect was something that you earned with prowess at the table. Nubby didn't play poorly, he just had too much money and would always make the game more than fair for me and I always wanted to thank him and so I never said unkind things to him or about him behind his back. He must have liked that because he repaid me many times. I would lose on occasion and it didn't matter if it was twenty dollars, it kept Nubby happy and something for him to hold his head up high. He didn't need much to keep him happy and I didn't give him much except for keeping my mouth shut.

Anyway, after a game and stakes were set, I would walk straight to the pool table without hitting a ball (they all loved that) and set the balls on the table with the ball holding rack under the table. Then I would remove my tie and place it in the ball holding rack and begin play. This protocol was repeated for years and then one day after I had earned enough respect, Hotel Al (a real New Orleans character) who still operates a limousine service in New Orleans at the Hotels, announced that my name was Joey With A Tie and anytime someone wanted to differentiate me from one of the other Joeys, they would simply say, "Joey With A Tie".

Hope you enjoyed it.

Now let's hear yours.

JoeyA (Joey With A Tie)

P.S. Other nicknames came later but they didn't stick like: The Cannon Killer.
 
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Brings back a lot of memories. Was there in 1968. Met Earl Heisler and Ernie Sellers. Danny Wong and Lenny Catonio as well. Ernie came to my home town hustling with a Shell gas shirt on. Didn't remember me but I remembered him. Didn't play cause I couldn't beat him. Have 2 nicknames but more about that later. Thanks for the memories. One more thing, I told him to come back through Newnan,Ga. again in a year and I would play him. Never saw him again.
 
Ernie Sellers is still alive, in his 80's, now living in an assisted living center as I recall. Ernie was the only pool player in New Orleans that I know of that survived ENTIRELY off of his pool hustling without assistance from others.
Ernie NEVER played other similar skilled opponents, hence the moniker, "Lamb Killer". :D


JoeyA

Brings back a lot of memories. Was there in 1968. Met Earl Heisler and Ernie Sellers. Danny Wong and Lenny Catonio as well. Ernie came to my home town hustling with a Shell gas shirt on. Didn't remember me but I remembered him. Didn't play cause I couldn't beat him. Have 2 nicknames but more about that later. Thanks for the memories. One more thing, I told him to come back through Newnan,Ga. again in a year and I would play him. Never saw him again.
 
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That was an awesome story. Mine isn't nearly as cool. I have two, Doc, because I'm a doctor. Then amongst my friends I'm Side pocket Ry (first name is Ryan) because I used to struggle with shots into the side pocket when I first started playing. Worked on them so much that now I love them, but when I do miss one, if my best friend is around, you'll definitely hear him say, "that's why you're side pocket Ry"
 
That's a great story Doc!

JoeyA


That was an awesome story. Mine isn't nearly as cool. I have two, Doc, because I'm a doctor. Then amongst my friends I'm Side pocket Ry (first name is Ryan) because I used to struggle with shots into the side pocket when I first started playing. Worked on them so much that now I love them, but when I do miss one, if my best friend is around, you'll definitely hear him say, "that's why you're side pocket Ry"
 
joey A that was a great story and also brought back memories for me
i was at tulane from 1971-1975
and remember the sports palace as you described and many of the people too
got to see earl play everyone (very memorable match with bugs)
i used to watch blackie practice running 15 balls in one pocket
do you recall an opthomologist who played really sporty but couldnt play for $5
i dont remember his name but i would split time with him and he would show me things
i couldnt get a game that was fair because of my level
blackie robbed me in one pocket at 10-4....:o
i remember nubby he actually had a groove in this stub by his wrist from the cue stick as i recall
i hadnt thought of him in 45 years until you mentioned him in your story
i wont side track your thread any longer
unforunately i dont have a nickname but thank you for bringing back some memories from my youth
 
Nubby did in fact have a knob at his wrist which he used as his bridge. He loved to play me one pocket. $30 a game was our standard bet. Every now and then he would win a game or two and that kept him coming back for years. Nubby claimed that he lost his hand to some dynamite going off in his hand. Never did confirm that story. I wanted to tease him that he was in the Middle East and got caught stealing but I never had the heart to say that. The Sport Palace was a tough joint and you had to develop an alligator hide if you wanted to survive the sniping attacks.

JoeyA



joey A that was a great story and also brought back memories for me
i was at tulane from 1971-1975
and remember the sports palace as you described and many of the people too
got to see earl play everyone (very memorable match with bugs)
i used to watch blackie practice running 15 balls in one pocket
do you recall an opthomologist who played really sporty but couldnt play for $5
i dont remember his name but i would split time with him and he would show me things
i couldnt get a game that was fair because of my level
blackie robbed me in one pocket at 10-4....:o
i remember nubby he actually had a groove in this stub by his wrist from the cue stick as i recall
i hadnt thought of him in 45 years until you mentioned him in your story
i wont side track your thread any longer
unforunately i dont have a nickname but thank you for bringing back some memories from my youth
 
I wanted to give myself a nickname once, but I didn't think it was proper to name yourself. I've been called everything in the book at one time or another, including my name, but nothing ever stuck. A hippy, back when they first started being called that, used to call me "Weasel", but he never gambled or played me so I was never able to "weasel" him out of any money.

I always wanted to call myself, "DPH", because every time I tried to get a game, people would say, "don't play him".
 
Now don't you veterans of the Main Forum get your panties in a wad but I was looking up something about !SmorgasBored and found the old thread-HOW I GOT MY POOL NICKNAME.

It was a fun thread and while anyone can search for it, there welcome to.

But I find it more interesting to drop in on a "new" thread during the day to see who has added what to the topic. I guess I like reading a couple off stories at a time and don't want to grind through a hundred posts. Reading an old thread doesn't seem to do as much for me as watching a "new" thread unfold.

So for those of you who might want to tell others how you got your Pool Nickname, let's hear it. For those of you who are willing to copy and paste your story from the old thread, please do so.

Here's mine:

Originally Posted by JoeyA
Or as Luigi would say, my nom de pool.

The story won't be fascinating or anything like that but I hope others who have acquired nicknames will see fit to add their story here. In that way, those who come after us might see how they were acquired and under what conditions.

My nickname came about quite naturally. It wasn't anything extraordinary like many nicknames it was quite relative. My typical day was I got to work at 8:00 am every morning; I mean the real work. I was a salesman for a large business forms company in New Orleans called Duplex Products. I excelled at selling business forms not from talent but kind of like my pool game, just plain old determination and sticktoitiveness. My sales and order entry were down to a fine science by the time I started hanging out at the Sport Palace in New Orleans and I would normally be finished my day's work by lunch time. Just so you guys and girls don't get the wrong idea about my work ethic: The company paid their salesmen on what they sold only. It was straight commission. No Salary. If you didn't make your draw, you went in the hole and had to earn your way back out of the hole. The company didn't let you sit in the hole for long and they would send you down the road in a heart beat if you weren't productive. Sometimes I would work at night or weekends or whenever it was necessary to keep the orders rolling in. Not once in the 12 years that I worked for them, did I ever go in the hole even once. I always had an extra commission check coming every month above my draw. It wasn't the easiest job in the world but by the time I started playing pool at the Sport Palace I had it down to a science and my boss was quite happy with my productivity. I even carried him a time or two.

At lunch time, I would go over to the Sport Palace and either grab a quick Po-Boy roast beef sandwich or maybe a shrimp sandwich and quickly go over the the pool hall. As soon as I arrived, it was kind of strange, they treated me like I was a celebrity of sorts. (I had a job, money, played pool, enjoyed gambling and had some free time to do what they all liked to do). I wore a suit or coat and tie every day to work and when I would come into the Sport Palace I would leave my coat in the car and come in with my cue and case in hand, with my tie always in tack. I didn't know it at the time and really didn't pay any attention to the reason that the gamblers were attracted to me but they were always fighting to see who would play me that day.

No more than a few minutes would pass before someone would offer me a game I couldn't refuse. Nubby was my favorite pool hustler. He was a drug dealer by trade and had lost one of his hands do to a dynamite explosion or so he always told me. There were many others, Earl Heisler (the big dog) Al Werlein (the road warrior) Ernie Sellers (the Lamb killer and one of the few pool players that made a decent living gambling at pool). Ernie worked at his trade all over the country and he could really play but seldom ever showed his true speed. Racetrack Al and Hotel Al, two different guys from different parts of the world would often be there when I gambled trying to get in some side bets. There were dozens of working stiffs like myself who liked the shadowy underworld of the Sport Palace with the discreet card room in the back where you had to be a member of the Red Rose Social Club (charter and all) to play. Jim the Lawyer now 82 YO and going strong, Tall Paul, Railroad Willie, Buffalo Jimmy, Pots and Pans, Joe the Grinder, Mr. Steve (one of my favorites), Louie Knott, "LIttle Louie" Knott, Little Sal, BJ, Eddie Brown, Mike "Brewski" Brewer, Jim D'Fish, Louie the fisherman, Tenneco, Chicken Joe, Big Willie, Larry Griff the golfer, Jerome Gambino (I always thought he was part of the Louisiana mafia but wasn't), PVL, Mike Cummings the baseball player, Keith Shilling the baseball player, Country, Mule, Bull, New York Blackie, Nut, Red Charlie, Fu Man Chu, Junior the card sharp, Kenny the cop,; God, I could probably go on for another half hour with all of the characters that played pool out of that pool room and most everyone had a nickname. The charter for the card room was a farce and basically it was a means of segregating the gamblers by race but it also kept the law out of the back room unless they had a search warrant or had permission from either Louie Knott or Earl Heisler to go back there. It was what it was and was there before my time. How it existed in the eighties I will never know. There were no racial barriers in the pool room and all races locked horns and gambled with one another with no holds barred. Nubby REALLY liked gambling with me. At the time I first arrived, I didn't even know all of the rules of one pocket, let alone the many shots and strategies that go with the game. The players would give me weight and I would play for five ten or twenty dollars a game every day for a few hours before making my way home.

Nubby knew the game of one pocket quite well but didn't shoot that straight and I knew from the start that he would make a great customer for me. He too knew that I was a man to keep my mouth shut about how much he lost to me (which was important to him) and so each day I would have a game with one of the scores of gamblers that hung out at the Sport Palace. Nubby would rest his cue shaft on the wrist bone just above where his hand once was located and did all right for himself. I kept my winnings and his business to myself as most everyone did in those days. He would occasionally get mad at me (mostly a conjured anger that was just for show) and quit me but he always came back to play again and again for years. I always showed him respect and I think that meant something special to him. The Sport Palace was a tough place to cut your teeth playing pool and respect was something that you earned with prowess at the table. Nubby didn't play poorly, he just had too much money and would always make the game more than fair for me and I always wanted to thank him and so I never said unkind things to him or about him behind his back. He must have liked that because he repaid me many times. I would lose on occasion and it didn't matter if it was twenty dollars, it kept Nubby happy and something for him to hold his head up high. He didn't need much to keep him happy and I didn't give him much except for keeping my mouth shut.

Anyway, after a game and stakes were set, I would walk straight to the pool table without hitting a ball (they all loved that) and set the balls on the table with the ball holding rack under the table. Then I would remove my tie and place it in the ball holding rack and begin play. This protocol was repeated for years and then one day after I had earned enough respect, Hotel Al (a real New Orleans character) who still operates a limousine service in New Orleans at the Hotels, announced that my name was Joey With A Tie and anytime someone wanted to differentiate me from one of the other Joeys, they would simply say, "Joey With A Tie".

Hope you enjoyed it.

Now let's hear yours.

JoeyA (Joey With A Tie)

P.S. Other nicknames came later but they didn't stick like: The Cannon Killer.

I got my nickname because I break in the money balls often.
 
Colorado

I moved back to this area where i lived as a child (Western Kentucky/Southern Illinois)after living in Colorado 20 years. Spent my early years into adulthood in Chicago. The pool room owner hates people from Chicago (yankees) hence he nicknamed me Colorado...










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Haha! Ok, Colorado.

JoeyA

I moved back to this area where i lived as a child (Western Kentucky/Southern Illinois)after living in Colorado 20 years. Spent my early years into adulthood in Chicago. The pool room owner hates people from Chicago (yankees) hence he nicknamed me Colorado...


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That was one of my favorite stories on all of AZB, and I did try to find it.

There were a few reposts on AZB- but it seems Smorg originally posted it on a southern billiards website that doesn't seem to work anymore, and he only referred to it here?

Anyway, I spent two cups of coffee today reading old posts. Time sure flies.

Reposting again here.

Originally Posted by Smorgass Bored

(*<~ It was on my way home from New Orleans two weeks ago ...... <insert flashback music here> I stopped at my brother's workplace and was talked into spending two days at Spring Break assisting the young girls in their wet T-shirt competitions and bikini contests. Man, I've still got it and so do they.

Anyway, it seems that brother lives ON THE BEACH (about 100' to the surf) of the Gulf of Mexico in a beautiful 3 bedroom home will ALL the amenities (I'd like to swap places with him- including significant other). He lives just east of Panama City in a little beach community called St. Joe Beach. There is a lace there (within crawling distance of the house) called "Regan's Pub & Oyster Bar" Est. Nov.14th 2000 157,920 Oyster's Shucked (when the t-shirt was printed).

After a hard day of rubbing up against nubile young things in Panama City we ended up at Regan's depleting their oyster stock and keeping the 'shucker' employed. The bar area had a 4x8 pooltable and the proximity to the beach and the breeze had it in the lower 50?. I had on my Planet 9-Ball jacket with the BIG logo of a planet that looks like a 9-ball (duh). All the locals wanted to challenge my brother and I to some partners 8-ball and we obliged. We won every game for hours, no matter what rules they made up along the way.

We stopped to take a break and eat MORE oysters and one of the players asked me what I 'did' in Tampa. I told him that I was a professional pool player (my brother almost blew an oyster out of his nose). This fellow named Jim-Bob wanted to play me heads up. I told him that I'd play, but I wouldn't play cheap. He told me that he didn't care WHAT we played for as he racked the balls and I prepared to break. I'd told him that I was called Tampa Tubby and as I smashed the balls I exclaimed that I was playing him for his 'Bob'. At first, he thought that I was kidding, but as it dawned on him that I was serious he became VERY nervous. All activity stopped in the building as EVERYONE came to sweat this game. The most serious game to ever take place in St. Joe Beach,Fl.

I got down to the eightball and Jim-Bob said that I had to 'bank it' AND we were also playing last pocket 8-ball. I'd made my last ball in the side pocket and was in trouble with the way his balls were laying on the table. When I asked if I could play the eight off of one of his balls and he said yes, I kicked the eight from near the end rail and off his ball into 'my' side pocket. GAME OVER. I'd won 'the Bob'. Everyone laughed and cheered while now calling me "Tampa Tubby-Bob".

At the same time,everyone now called Jim-Bob simply JIM. Jim was devasted. It was sinking in that he had lost his 'Bob' and he didn't like it one little bit. People were now calling him 'Bobless' and his boss (who was present) threatened to fire him and make him 'Jobless Bobless'. He's been 'Bobbited'. He wanted a re-match. I said NO. I told him that I would return in exactly one year and play him ONE GAME and an opportunity to win his 'Bob' back.

I've spoken to my brother a few times since I've left St. Joe Beach and he assures me NOONE has called him Jim-Bob since he lost and that the word has spread up & down the beach. They're planning a big 'special day' for next year and my return. I'm thinking about breaking out my sling,walker, eye-patch, etc. to make it REALLY exciting. I know that I dance to beat of a different drum (at least I didn't insist that he throw in a moon pie), but everyone seems to like it (so far). I didn't get a BOP on the nose. Life is good. Does it get any better than this ?

Tampa Tubby-Bob
 
That was one of my favorite stories on all of AZB, and I did try to find it.

There were a few reposts on AZB- but it seems Smorg originally posted it on a southern billiards website that doesn't seem to work anymore, and he only referred to it here?

Anyway, I spent two cups of coffee today reading old posts. Time sure flies.

Reposting again here.

Originally Posted by Smorgass Bored

(*<~ It was on my way home from New Orleans two weeks ago ...... <insert flashback music here> I stopped at my brother's workplace and was talked into spending two days at Spring Break assisting the young girls in their wet T-shirt competitions and bikini contests. Man, I've still got it and so do they.

Anyway, it seems that brother lives ON THE BEACH (about 100' to the surf) of the Gulf of Mexico in a beautiful 3 bedroom home will ALL the amenities (I'd like to swap places with him- including significant other). He lives just east of Panama City in a little beach community called St. Joe Beach. There is a lace there (within crawling distance of the house) called "Regan's Pub & Oyster Bar" Est. Nov.14th 2000 157,920 Oyster's Shucked (when the t-shirt was printed).

After a hard day of rubbing up against nubile young things in Panama City we ended up at Regan's depleting their oyster stock and keeping the 'shucker' employed. The bar area had a 4x8 pooltable and the proximity to the beach and the breeze had it in the lower 50?. I had on my Planet 9-Ball jacket with the BIG logo of a planet that looks like a 9-ball (duh). All the locals wanted to challenge my brother and I to some partners 8-ball and we obliged. We won every game for hours, no matter what rules they made up along the way.

We stopped to take a break and eat MORE oysters and one of the players asked me what I 'did' in Tampa. I told him that I was a professional pool player (my brother almost blew an oyster out of his nose). This fellow named Jim-Bob wanted to play me heads up. I told him that I'd play, but I wouldn't play cheap. He told me that he didn't care WHAT we played for as he racked the balls and I prepared to break. I'd told him that I was called Tampa Tubby and as I smashed the balls I exclaimed that I was playing him for his 'Bob'. At first, he thought that I was kidding, but as it dawned on him that I was serious he became VERY nervous. All activity stopped in the building as EVERYONE came to sweat this game. The most serious game to ever take place in St. Joe Beach,Fl.

I got down to the eightball and Jim-Bob said that I had to 'bank it' AND we were also playing last pocket 8-ball. I'd made my last ball in the side pocket and was in trouble with the way his balls were laying on the table. When I asked if I could play the eight off of one of his balls and he said yes, I kicked the eight from near the end rail and off his ball into 'my' side pocket. GAME OVER. I'd won 'the Bob'. Everyone laughed and cheered while now calling me "Tampa Tubby-Bob".

At the same time,everyone now called Jim-Bob simply JIM. Jim was devasted. It was sinking in that he had lost his 'Bob' and he didn't like it one little bit. People were now calling him 'Bobless' and his boss (who was present) threatened to fire him and make him 'Jobless Bobless'. He's been 'Bobbited'. He wanted a re-match. I said NO. I told him that I would return in exactly one year and play him ONE GAME and an opportunity to win his 'Bob' back.

I've spoken to my brother a few times since I've left St. Joe Beach and he assures me NOONE has called him Jim-Bob since he lost and that the word has spread up & down the beach. They're planning a big 'special day' for next year and my return. I'm thinking about breaking out my sling,walker, eye-patch, etc. to make it REALLY exciting. I know that I dance to beat of a different drum (at least I didn't insist that he throw in a moon pie), but everyone seems to like it (so far). I didn't get a BOP on the nose. Life is good. Does it get any better than this ?

Tampa Tubby-Bob

Great story! Love playing in these environments. There's an oyster bar on the water in miami with 2 bar tables (shuckers), next to the bar I used to play out of. Always had a blast playing ppl there for small money/bragging rights and a lot of light hearted trash talk!
 
That is a GOLDEN FIND! For anyone looking to find Smorg's AZB screen name, it is !Smorgass Bored, one funny guy. Doug is survived by his wife Barbara who now lives in New Orleans.

JoeyA

That was one of my favorite stories on all of AZB, and I did try to find it.

There were a few reposts on AZB- but it seems Smorg originally posted it on a southern billiards website that doesn't seem to work anymore, and he only referred to it here?

Anyway, I spent two cups of coffee today reading old posts. Time sure flies.

Reposting again here.

Originally Posted by Smorgass Bored

(*<~ It was on my way home from New Orleans two weeks ago ...... <insert flashback music here> I stopped at my brother's workplace and was talked into spending two days at Spring Break assisting the young girls in their wet T-shirt competitions and bikini contests. Man, I've still got it and so do they.

Anyway, it seems that brother lives ON THE BEACH (about 100' to the surf) of the Gulf of Mexico in a beautiful 3 bedroom home will ALL the amenities (I'd like to swap places with him- including significant other). He lives just east of Panama City in a little beach community called St. Joe Beach. There is a lace there (within crawling distance of the house) called "Regan's Pub & Oyster Bar" Est. Nov.14th 2000 157,920 Oyster's Shucked (when the t-shirt was printed).

After a hard day of rubbing up against nubile young things in Panama City we ended up at Regan's depleting their oyster stock and keeping the 'shucker' employed. The bar area had a 4x8 pooltable and the proximity to the beach and the breeze had it in the lower 50?. I had on my Planet 9-Ball jacket with the BIG logo of a planet that looks like a 9-ball (duh). All the locals wanted to challenge my brother and I to some partners 8-ball and we obliged. We won every game for hours, no matter what rules they made up along the way.

We stopped to take a break and eat MORE oysters and one of the players asked me what I 'did' in Tampa. I told him that I was a professional pool player (my brother almost blew an oyster out of his nose). This fellow named Jim-Bob wanted to play me heads up. I told him that I'd play, but I wouldn't play cheap. He told me that he didn't care WHAT we played for as he racked the balls and I prepared to break. I'd told him that I was called Tampa Tubby and as I smashed the balls I exclaimed that I was playing him for his 'Bob'. At first, he thought that I was kidding, but as it dawned on him that I was serious he became VERY nervous. All activity stopped in the building as EVERYONE came to sweat this game. The most serious game to ever take place in St. Joe Beach,Fl.

I got down to the eightball and Jim-Bob said that I had to 'bank it' AND we were also playing last pocket 8-ball. I'd made my last ball in the side pocket and was in trouble with the way his balls were laying on the table. When I asked if I could play the eight off of one of his balls and he said yes, I kicked the eight from near the end rail and off his ball into 'my' side pocket. GAME OVER. I'd won 'the Bob'. Everyone laughed and cheered while now calling me "Tampa Tubby-Bob".

At the same time,everyone now called Jim-Bob simply JIM. Jim was devasted. It was sinking in that he had lost his 'Bob' and he didn't like it one little bit. People were now calling him 'Bobless' and his boss (who was present) threatened to fire him and make him 'Jobless Bobless'. He's been 'Bobbited'. He wanted a re-match. I said NO. I told him that I would return in exactly one year and play him ONE GAME and an opportunity to win his 'Bob' back.

I've spoken to my brother a few times since I've left St. Joe Beach and he assures me NOONE has called him Jim-Bob since he lost and that the word has spread up & down the beach. They're planning a big 'special day' for next year and my return. I'm thinking about breaking out my sling,walker, eye-patch, etc. to make it REALLY exciting. I know that I dance to beat of a different drum (at least I didn't insist that he throw in a moon pie), but everyone seems to like it (so far). I didn't get a BOP on the nose. Life is good. Does it get any better than this ?

Tampa Tubby-Bob
 
A 14 hour 'grind' where I outran the nuts in my first match
Giving someone the wild 8. I was down to my last barrel
A bunch of times but wouldn't quit, and he couldn't bust me.
From being down a few hundred to just splitting time felt like a win!
A good lesson learned, and a new name that stuck.

More than a few marathon sessions of practice where I would shoot
8 foot shots with CB and OB 16th inch off the rail on a snooker table
For 6-8 hours helped solidify my rep. 👍

TD
 
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