I Hate All You Weak Players

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BasementDweller

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I can't stand weak players. You suck. You take up to much space here on AZ and you can't even run 3 balls.

Now, if that first line applies to you -- what I need you to do is first, be deeply offended. Next, provide video proof that you suck and you will become my new internet enemy.

In a few months we will line up a game. It will be an expensive game. It will be streamed and to the victor will go the spoils.

Remember, I hate you and you suck.

Your suckiness must be very well documented to. Don't even think about flying under the radar because I suck really bad and can't run 3 balls so you better suck equally bad. Got it?

Now, who out there sucks really bad?
 
I play really bad and don't like you! I don't use a system to shoot either. Toss the coin....tails!
 
BasementDweller said:
I can't stand weak players. You suck. You take up to much space here on AZ and you can't even run 3 balls.

Now, if that first line applies to you -- what I need you to do is first, be deeply offended. Next, provide video proof that you suck and you will become my new internet enemy.

In a few months we will line up a game. It will be an expensive game. It will be streamed and to the victor will go the spoils.

Remember, I hate you and you suck.

Your suckiness must be very well documented to. Don't even think about flying under the radar because I suck really bad and can't run 3 balls so you better suck equally bad. Got it?

Now, who out there sucks really bad?
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I can't even scratch on purpose. My team mates told me it's not polite to run out using the bumper end of the cue.

Can travel to a country that is mutually convenient, for instance, anywhere in Europe. I know you wouldn't want to come to Canada and give a home country advantage and I'm not inclined to travel to 'Merica.

I'm willing to bet big, like around $25 or so.

Come get some. ;)
 
I don't suck, but my aiming system sure does!

Actually, my aiming system is probably pretty good; it's my stroke that makes it looks bad.
 
I'm bad, but let's talk about this "expensive game" thing. Neither one of us sells handmade, custom, large ticket items, and I definitely don't have backers like that - I suck, remember? Maybe we could bet cheap and take AZ donations for prize money?

For documentation, I'd like to point to my one and done in bracket 11 of the amateur 9 ball at SBE, posted online. As well as the huge frequency of douchebags coming up to me with "wanna play some?" while I was practicing there and then disappearing when my response was "I'll play anybody for fun, but I don't gamble with people I've never seen play."

...Ok, I took one guy up on it, but he seemed quiet and shy and didn't have the cocky attitude that seems to come with having game. That must have been his hustle, as he put together a three pack in each of our races to 5. Found out later he was a buddy of Skylar Woodward's. Oh well, $40 is cheaper than going out to dinner with my girlfriend.
 
BasementDweller said:
Are you consistently pretty terrible? Or just sometimes pretty terrible?

Or do you just always leave the nine in the jaws? That's what I'm really looking for.

I'll keep you on the list for the time being.
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LOL. Idk if my play is consistently terrible enough to qualify. Sometimes I can't make two in a row. Sometimes I can make a rack or two in a row. Sometimes I hang the nine, sometimes I hack the 9 in. It's a total $hit show sometimes. Other times, I've had an opponent tell me I shoot like God. Short version -- I'm a B player or an F player.
 
BasementDweller said:
Are you consistently pretty terrible? Or just sometimes pretty terrible?

Or do you just always leave the nine in the jaws? That's what I'm really looking for.

I'll keep you on the list for the time being.
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Hey, that's my screen name! I remember when Gian (drawman on AZB) played me in a tournament years ago, he said "If you did not keep missing the 9 I'd never win a game". So true....

But I'm also from near Boston so that means I'm too good.

I did miss a ball in hand on the Joss tour, right on the TV table, so that means I suck!
But I was also the one only to break and run a rack that same set, so that means I don't!
I'm ranked #1 in my 10 ball league out of about 35 players so I must be awesome!
But I lost to a 13 yr old 4-0 that same league so I must suck!

I'm just confused now...
 
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missed with ball in hand

BasementDweller said:
I can't stand weak players. You suck. You take up to much space here on AZ and you can't even run 3 balls.

Now, if that first line applies to you -- what I need you to do is first, be deeply offended. Next, provide video proof that you suck and you will become my new internet enemy.

In a few months we will line up a game. It will be an expensive game. It will be streamed and to the victor will go the spoils.

Remember, I hate you and you suck.

Your suckiness must be very well documented to. Don't even think about flying under the radar because I suck really bad and can't run 3 balls so you better suck equally bad. Got it?

Now, who out there sucks really bad?
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I missed with ball in hand last night I hope that counts!
 
LOL throughout this thread. :D

Lemme tell ya, I suck as a player. Despite this, I pay table time just as well as any A player.

Thinking about it, I should stick to bar tables because I get my money's worth, spending tons of time playing just one game...that's how bad I suck.
 
I play pretty half-assed.I can make shots, but can't get shape.solid APA 3 in 8-ball.I love 9-ball,but never get to play it. Like 10-ball,too. Firm bar box player,only touch 9-foots on away league matches. I hate you with every fiber of my being,in spite of never having met you, or even recall reading any of your posts before. let's get this barking started.
 
I use a combination of CTE and TOI, which usually means I dog the ball alot because my stroke resembles something found at KFC. If the game is the teacher, I've been cheating off of the wrong person. I usually have someone in my corner whispering encouraging words like.....stay down....take your time....STOP SHOOTING SO HARD....oops...whispering...stop shooting so hard....play off the left side of the 2 and back into the stack. I'm even worse playing with a backer. So we can bet it up if you want.

Just in case you were wondering (since you don't know me), I've been on the road many times and usually come home broke and in a bind. I've lost cash at DCC at least 6 times. SBE won't even play unless I wear a bee-keepers outfit ;) You might have seen me there in my disguise. But I'm not going to say for sure. All of my cases are Made in China of the finest vinyl money can buy. And Barry Behrman gives me the 6 and the break in 9 ball.

I know you're thinking.....I'm way outta your league. All I can say is.....TAILS!!!!!
 
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