I Hate All You Weak Players

[BasementDweller]

Well Im a living God with a cue stick so I am disqualified.

I would however, love to watch some 35+ inning 8-ball games of you slugging it out with equally qualified Nitt. I could sweat that as long as there was a chat room for me to spill my venom.

I like the cut of your jib young man! Bully!!

Lesh

I'm ready! I just need to find a fair match. Most of these guys are W-A-Y too good for me. I'm just being honest here. 35 inning bar table eight ball is about what I'm looking for.

ummmmm,....... I ran 3 balls inna match late last month sometime. I have missed BIH & air-balled in the same game. :shrug:
I use a TON of English on every shot and looooooove APA. I lost to an APA 3 and he talked smack !!
oh,... and I HATE ppl that think they are know-it-alls ! (Like
who really knows everything) :angry:
Can we lag ? I don't understand the whole coin thinnnnng !

An air-ball qualifies you for sure and here I thought I was the only one that had ever done that. I feel so much better knowing I'm not alone.

Well I am really good at safeties..............................On myself. :angry:

Yep. Guys around here play banks. I always ask them to play kicks because that's all I ever do on the table.

I'm the worst player on here. You want to know why? Because people here who have never seen me play damn well think so, that's why.

I'm popping that in my pipe and smoking it!

Sorry, others already have you on their list. I think Sean wants a piece of you. :thumbup:

Man were like peas in a pod! Lol.

Hey OP! You are ugly and your mom dresses you funny. I want action!

Lol. But honestly, this is the best thread!!!!

Chris

If your name is Chris too then you probably do suck. Maybe we should play. I'll be in touch.

 

[BasementDweller]

I got loser!

Best post in the thread.

Pure genius. :thumbup:.

 

[Jadssons]

You would have no chance of beating me in any game.

 

[BasementDweller]

Jadssons - I see we got a real player on our hands. How much mass will you give up to someone who can't walk three balls???

 

[jarhead]

I saw "The Color of Money" three times. Does that qualify me?

 

[ddadams]

I saw "The Color of Money" three times. Does that qualify me?

Overqualified.

Get out of here, hustler.

 

[Standbykid]

Best thread ever!

 

[victorl]

Not trying to action-knock or anything, but I saw him play on video once.
Couldn't figure out what game he was playing but he hit the balls and moved them around almost every time, so watch out y'all.

 

[pt109]

I play pretty good 3-cushion billiards......
...unfortunately, I was playing on a table that had six pockets...:angry:

I'll take two, hit, and the pick at one-hole.....
....we can play for dwellings

 

[BasementDweller]

I got a call this afternoon from a fellow pool player. He invited me to join my first pool league. He said it was called the APA I think. Anyone ever heard if it???

I was so excited. But I guess it wasn't meant to be because he called me back and said it wasn't going to work out. I didn't totally understand the reason but he said something about being over their limit. He thought I would play as a two but it sounds like only women can be twos or some such thing.

Whatever, hopefully I'll be able to find a fair game on here.

 

[victorl]

He thought I would play as a two but it sounds like only women can be twos or some such thing.

I knew a guy who started as a two, and played APA for years with such a horrible winning percentage that they finally had to drop him to a one, so there's still hope for you yet.

 

[Celophanewrap]

Was it a clean run? I only ask because the time I ran 3 one of them hit both the tits and flew over to the other corner pocket. I mean -- it did go in but I don't really count that run.

It was as far as you know...

Do you mean on the table I was playing on?

 

[mista335]

I can't stand weak players. You suck. You take up to much space here on AZ and you can't even run 3 balls.

Talk about a slow news day.

If it sucks it leads.

 

[mattb]

I was told that I had so little talent that "I couldn't play dead in an old western."

I was also told (in the same night) that to help my game I should "Take two weeks off, and quit."

 

[Wright Shot]

Chris White meet Chris Wright

This is one war meant to take place. I think the loser should have to start spelling his name with a K. And you better not have an 'L' as your middle initial because that would mean a grudge of epic proportions.........lol

Chris

 

[BasementDweller]

This is one war meant to take place. I think the loser should have to start spelling his name with a K. And you better not have an 'L' as your middle initial because that would mean a grudge of epic proportions.........lol

Chris

It's almost like a match made in heaven....

....or HELL!

You suck! You can't beat me. You don't have a chance.

Chris Wright - you got me all wrong!

 

[voiceofreason]

All brits are better than all Americans - so I'll be your huckleberry

 

[TheThaiger]

Sorry, others already have you on their list. I think Sean wants a piece of you. :thumbup:

Sean wanted a piece of me before I'd pissed him off with some innocuous remark or other, even going so far as to send me a PM about which game he wanted to play. Weird.

Anyway, I'll have a fistful of Aspirin with me should our paths cross...

 

[TheThaiger]

All brits, except cockneys and scousers, are better than all Americans - so I'll be your huckleberry

Fixed that for ya.

 

[BasementDweller]

All brits are better than all Americans - so I'll be your huckleberry

I know you're a player so -- no chance!

Sean wanted a piece of me before I'd pissed him off with some innocuous remark or other, even going so far as to send me a PM about which game he wanted to play. Weird.

Anyway, I'll have a fistful of Aspirin with me should our paths cross...

Maybe the 3 of us could meet right in the middle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRhfcXxM79U

oh and that's me in the video too I think.