I Hate All You Weak Players

Spanky79, So just to be clear -- will you or will you not play me giving me the spot we agreed to? I believe it was the six out and the breaks.
 
JJ,
Ah yes -- my very own CLOWN system. That was my Cue Low & Outside or Wherever's Needed System. Unfortunately, DVD sales were low, very low and I couldn't get my deal finalized with Redbox so I sort of gave up on that one.

For the record, I had someone else film the actual shooting portions of that video for me. I made a brief cameo appearance to remove some lint off the table. I was the guy wearing the red wig with the floppy nose.
 
JJ,
Ah yes -- my very own CLOWN system. That was my Cue Low & Outside or Wherever's Needed System. Unfortunately, DVD sales were low, very low and I couldn't get my deal finalized with Redbox so I sort of gave up on that one.

For the record, I had someone else film the actual shooting portions of that video for me. I made a brief cameo appearance to remove some lint off the table. I was the guy wearing the red wig with the floppy nose.

Oh, it was custard. Ahhh...
 
I'm suspicious of this one....how bad can a man be who understands
this concept?:confused:
I't kinda like a scrabble player claiming he's monosyllabic.

Eh? Surely you mean how good can a man be who understands this concept. Ever seen Hawking play? He has worse fundamentals than Barton.

I sometimes think you lot bunked-off from the pool hall to go to school.
 
Good try Sean.

I'm actually thinking of pushing for you to play in Grudge Match #2 vs. someone from across the pond.

Sean has already made (unsolicited) inquiries on that score, but he'll only play the game he likes, on a table he likes, in a city he likes, at a time he likes.

He is Sean Van Boening. :rolleyes:

However, he's waaay down the list in my 'little black book'. My current beau, nobcitypool, is asking me to fly to the states to play him for $100 a set, with the promise of a good face to face in the car park afterwards. And he's got me on ignore!

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2009/may/18/seven-sins-football-wrath-part-two
 
I think bsement dweller is the perfect name for you.

Has anyone ever told you, you ***** to much.

You always have something to cry about. Get over it. There are alot of things about pool some of us dont like but we dont cry about them and make 20 threads a weak *****ing about shit.

You want someone to back you to play JB, of course you do you stealing and you still need a backer. Typical pool player, want someone else to take all the risk, even when they are stone cold stealing. never now something crazy might happen right.

Just STFU

not angry at all, And I would never give you action, you are what they call bad action. you would cry and ***** the whole match and probably never sit in your chair when it is not your shot.

that was not me, but nice try jackoff

Spanks,

You sure you're not mad bro? Like stark raving maybe?

If you're scared to play just say so and I won't hold it against you.

I really won't.
 
Sean has already made (unsolicited) inquiries on that score, but he'll only play the game he likes, on a table he likes, in a city he likes, at a time he likes.

He is Sean Van Boening. :rolleyes:

However, he's waaay down the list in my 'little black book'.
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Concerning the bolded, not true, Tim. In fact, quite the opposite -- and you're really twisting facts. I even offered to play you in snooker, but you declined, with an excuse that your eyes aren't what they used to be or somesuch. (Which is interesting -- I have near 50 year old eyes, but I still play.)

The only thing that gets in the way of a match is travel across the pond. I can't travel there, and you can't travel here. And no, I'm not going to spot you your travel funds, in the same way that I wouldn't expect you to spot mine.

So suffice to say that unless some kind of enabler comes along (e.g. my job suddenly needs me to travel across the pond), a match between you and I isn't going to happen. You're very high in my little black book, but for now it will remain one of those wish-list items.

As for nobcitypool, it sounds like you fancy the idea, sans the face-to-face. I don't know him, but I think what he was trying to say is not so much engaging in violence, rather that he expects to see whether you'll say the same kind of claptrap to his face that you do in anonymous writing here. He does have a point there.

-Sean
 
Concerning the bolded, not true, Tim. In fact, quite the opposite -- and you're really twisting facts. I even offered to play you in snooker, but you declined, with an excuse that your eyes aren't what they used to be or somesuch. (Which is interesting -- I have near 50 year old eyes, but I still play.)

The only thing that gets in the way of a match is travel across the pond. I can't travel there, and you can't travel here. And no, I'm not going to spot you your travel funds, in the same way that I wouldn't expect you to spot mine.

So suffice to say that unless some kind of enabler comes along (e.g. my job suddenly needs me to travel across the pond), a match between you and I isn't going to happen. You're very high in my little black book, but for now it will remain one of those wish-list items.

As for nobcitypool, it sounds like you fancy the idea, sans the face-to-face. I don't know him, but I think what he was trying to say is not so much engaging in violence, rather that he expects to see whether you'll say the same kind of claptrap to his face that you do in anonymous writing here. He does have a point there.

-Sean

He does? I'm prepared to offer the same top quality advice to anyone in any medium they like. Where I'm from, offering to meet 'face to face' only means one thing. Anyway, he talks to me a lot for someone who has me on ignore.

And, as I remember it, you said you don't play rotation games, offered snooker instead, and I tried my best to get rid of you politely as possible.

Still trying, Sean...:wink:
 
Eh? Surely you mean how good can a man be who understands this concept. Ever seen Hawking play? He has worse fundamentals than Barton.

I sometimes think you lot bunked-off from the pool hall to go to school.

Last time Hawking had to pay for his table, he asked for a receipt.
The guy on the counter says....
"Oh, you want a brief history of your time, do you?"
 
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And, as I remember it, you said you don't play rotation games, offered snooker instead, and I tried my best to get rid of you politely as possible.

Still trying, Sean...:wink:

Nope -- wrong, again. I didn't say I don't play rotation games. I said rotation games are not my preferred games, that straight pool and one pocket is.

Here you are, twisting meanings again (just like you're doing with nobcitypool). While it's understandable that what he wrote may have no doubt what it means where you're from, I find it hard to believe that "not my preferred game" means "I don't play it" at all.

Fact is, I do play short-rack rotation -- and often. I don't prefer to play it, but in the local area where I am, if I want to match up, I have to keep all my options open. Not many people here can keep up with me in straight pool or one pocket, because not many play those games.

Don't know what all this "trying" is about, but perhaps you're trying too hard -- or perhaps the "trying" effort is more on the side of "getting rid of me as politely as possible." ;)

-Sean
 
I suck too!1 Been playing less than 3 years. I have missed BIH. Just this last Wednesday Im playing a guy on a BB and I miss the 12, its a straight in shot, ball about a foot from the pocket and QB about 10" from object ball, and I have witnesses. I also live in WI. so I am not too far away. Can you say winner, winner, chicken dinner?:thumbup:
I will be waiting for your reply.
 
running 3 balls is really easy (just give me ball-in-hand) :grin:

Maybe easy for you -- not so easy for me.

Dippy offered me 16-4 for whatever I want! :eek:

Hmmm. Maybe I overestimated your skills. We should meet up and play some.

Indiana looks to be about halfway between us. Keep in mind, my geography skills and my pool skills are about equal.

I suck too!1 Been playing less than 3 years. I have missed BIH. Just this last Wednesday Im playing a guy on a BB and I miss the 12, its a straight in shot, ball about a foot from the pocket and QB about 10" from object ball, and I have witnesses. I also live in WI. so I am not too far away. Can you say winner, winner, chicken dinner?:thumbup:
I will be waiting for your reply.

Too much action in Wisconsin. I've read Geno's stuff. It sounds like there are monsters on every street corner. I bet you're one of them.

I could change my mind though. I'm thinking the hand span would be a good starting point.
 
I've gone to go pick up the cue ball after being shown that I have BIH, and missed.

-Sean <-- suckiness singularity

Yeah but have you ever been given BIH only to trip over your own shoes while you approached the table, and while you were catching your balance you released the cue ball into the air? This all happened in slow motion mind you. The cue slowly flied through the air only to land right on the only cluster in a nine ball rack. So, you get BIH but you give it right back, only you opened up the only cluster on the table.

So, have you ever done that?

Me neither.:eek:

I'm bad.....really bad!
 
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