I hate haters...
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Peer said:
Back in the day the idiot has a choice of cleaning the loogies (with his tongue) or having his face eaten.
Now, I'm older and gentler ( and all the nasty blood borne diseases are an issue) so I'd prolly de-penitize him with my handy-dandy BLACK TALON and give him the option of which orifice he wants to transport it to the emergency room in.
Adam<==========believes in a head for an eye
He owns a Eunos roadster, probably from his time in Norway, don't know if he imported it, and the Porsche Boxster. The pics are him, from his website, standing on the car.
I would have told you to drive away, but your car looks slow, and they probably could have caught either one.
I would have told you to drive away, but your car looks slow, and they probably could have caught either one.
Smorgass Bored said:
Oh Smorgee, finally you make all the sense in the world -- how heedless of me to forget that any crappy car owner deserves loogies -- because that's the law.
jasonlaus said:
Sadly, I've been through this too -- i.e., this isn't the first time people have vandalized my Stuttgart baby, (or the Eunos for that matter). The following I posted a year ago on the Porsche forum after a LA trip:
Although the P-car behaved nicely the entire time -- I still sometimes wish I had a ratty car instead. You see, just as we were about to leave a public parking, I discover that a station-wagon parked next to me had bumped into the wheel-skirt of my car. My black paint was on his bumper, and his white paint on my car... along with a soft bump.
So what did I do? Nothing.
You see, I'm a yellow belly. Besides, his shitty car was plastered with bumper-stickers of NRA membership, 'US Army Reserve', 'I support the troops', 'Love it or Leave it', 'I'm Proud to be American', including some over-the-top hateful ones. Also, the inside of his car looked like a dumpster -- littered with fast-food wrappers & crap, including flyers for escort services. It wouldn't surprise me if he also slept in the car.
As I was debating what to do, the owner approached across the parking lot -- and man, he did not look like believing in diplomacy. It started to dawn on me that he had purposely bumped into my foreign made vehicle just to pick a fight. Hence, we scrambled and took off.
People like that remind me of something my mother used to say; "The human race -- the most inhuman there is."
Other than that -- everything perfect -- even stopped by James Dean's crash site on the way up -- 2am and at full moon.
By the way, the car in question is featured in this silly video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_MwhsUH3uk
-- peer
Just kindly let this hater know of your Norwegian stock, that beneath your unassuming appearance lie the vestiges of an axe-wielding bloodthirsty Viking warrior who once pillaged all challengers across the daunting North Atlantic.
But chances are 1 in 6 Americans actually knows where Norway is and where the Vikings came from, but it's a fun thought...
(isn't Norway next to Switzerland? or Wales?)
But chances are 1 in 6 Americans actually knows where Norway is and where the Vikings came from, but it's a fun thought...
(isn't Norway next to Switzerland? or Wales?)
Thanks for the info, you're probably correct.catscradle said:
Funny sports story...at the 1985 World's Strongest Man contest, Icelander Jon Pall Sigmarsson (the defending champion) is getting ready for his first event. A heckler quietly utters "Eskimo" after his name is announced. Sigmarsson pays the guy no mind and loudly declares, "I'm not an Eskimo, I'm a Viking!" Coming from a 6'4" 290 lb. man it was like lion letting out a roar.
"I Hate Haters..."
so, you hate yourself?
so, you hate yourself?
corvette1340 said:
That is just too funny.
Funnier than when the guy said;
"Besides, his shitty car was plastered with bumper-stickers of NRA membership, 'US Army Reserve', 'I support the troops', 'Love it or Leave it', 'I'm Proud to be American', including some over-the-top hateful ones."
Peer said:
Just to clarify; I do not condemn any NRA member, US Army Reserve, and certainly not any of the troops, (nor people who love this country). I just wanted to convey my concern at the time that this person might have packed a gun -- and, as I stated, since I'm someone who tend to back off when it comes to physical confrontations (especially involving firearms) I fled the scene.
-- peer
Ah, DON'T Peel It
And that's why you should always carry a banana in your vehicle. You stick the banana in any jerks vehicle tailpipe and break it off. It doesn't damage the vehicle, but it simply won't start.
Doug
I prefer Chiquita bananas, they're the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpzXSLsQw9Y
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Peer said:
And that's why you should always carry a banana in your vehicle. You stick the banana in any jerks vehicle tailpipe and break it off. It doesn't damage the vehicle, but it simply won't start.
Doug
I prefer Chiquita bananas, they're the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpzXSLsQw9Y
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Smorgass Bored said:And that's why you should always carry a banana in your vehicle. You stick the banana in any jerks vehicle tailpipe and break it off. It doesn't damage the vehicle, but it simply won't start.
Doug
I prefer Chiquita bananas, they're the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpzXSLsQw9Y
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Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqzNFnEjr_c
JoeyA said:
This is so disingenuous. Contrary to you, I've decided to learn this language, I've chosen to learn about this county, and it was solely my chose to move here. While you, I guess, were merely born here -- I'm I right? If so, how patriotic is that?!
Again, your "question" is so insincere.
-- peer