I miss Jay Helfert...

Fatboy

Fatboy

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I just got back from Brasil, the girls there give Thailand the 5 out and the pop-no pun intended... ;)

food was OK, but i still ate alot, no pun intended....;)

Didnt see a pool table, or any kind of box with green felt, again no pun intended....;)


I'm back in LA catching a cold because the damn airplane was 34 degrees inside :mad:


And Jay is in the PI as we all know and i'm in the mood to beat him playing banks i'm nice and relaxed.
 
Fatboy said:
And Jay is in the PI as we all know and i'm in the mood to beat him playing banks i'm nice and relaxed.
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You're just going to have to find someone else you can beat! :D
 
BillPorter said:
You're just going to have to find someone else you can beat! :D
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too bad Biily Cardone isnt in LA tonight. ;) I might need 3 balls playing 9 ball banks with him.
 
JoeyInCali said:
I'm pretty sure, Jay would rather be playing you banks than being in PI . :)
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i'm sure Jay is banking something in the PI,

All Bullshit aside Jay is amazing his recollectionj of the past is spot on, I was around in the late 80's in Sac where we met, we barely knew each other, I was there full time, and I have a good memory(too good sometimes) So I tested Jay and not once did he make something up, everything he said was spot on, or if he didnt know he wouldnt make up something, with that kind of charcter-myself being the same we have became VERY good friends this past year, out side of pool, and truth be told I cant beat him at banks yet-I never played banks in my life til we played, I truely believe I might in a year be able to be 1 ball below him or a bit less 6/5 on the money line.
 
Hi fatboy,
I went to the place you talked about-mickey`s on eastern ave in las vegas.The diamond tables were very nice and there are many players on diamonds and they all appeared to be regular pool players of lasvegas.Iam new here and I do not know who is who except-mail man,walter glass and few other prominent players.
At mickeys the ceiling is low and as a result I started feeling the effects of tobacco smoking and I could not take it.I am going to stick to cue club where the ceiling is high and the I do not feel the smoke.
 
Eric,

If you are feeling well and need someone to beat up on, I'll play you some 9 ball.

I work close to Hollywood Billiards, let me know.

:)

Russ.....

ps - Did you ever check out that website link I sent you???
 
Fatboy said:
i'm sure Jay is banking something in the PI,

All Bullshit aside Jay is amazing his recollectionj of the past is spot on, I was around in the late 80's in Sac where we met, we barely knew each other, I was there full time, and I have a good memory(too good sometimes) So I tested Jay and not once did he make something up, everything he said was spot on, or if he didnt know he wouldnt make up something, with that kind of charcter-myself being the same we have became VERY good friends this past year, out side of pool, and truth be told I cant beat him at banks yet-I never played banks in my life til we played, I truely believe I might in a year be able to be 1 ball below him or a bit less 6/5 on the money line.
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Hope this pic will ease your pain a li'l bit Fatboy! :D


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We need Jays report from the PI. Not about the ladies though. No need to make it harder for those of us stuck in the States. So Brazil is highly recommended Fatboy? Damn I envy you. Is it safe?
 
Fatboy said:
i'm sure Jay is banking something in the PI,

All Bullshit aside Jay is amazing his recollectionj of the past is spot on, I was around in the late 80's in Sac where we met, we barely knew each other, I was there full time, and I have a good memory(too good sometimes) So I tested Jay and not once did he make something up, everything he said was spot on, or if he didnt know he wouldnt make up something, with that kind of charcter-myself being the same we have became VERY good friends this past year, out side of pool, and truth be told I cant beat him at banks yet-I never played banks in my life til we played, I truely believe I might in a year be able to be 1 ball below him or a bit less 6/5 on the money line.
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Dream on big boy!
 
I hope u are having some fun down there Jay.
Hehehehe, did u finally eat some "balut"?
 
Hey Jay thanks for your reports! Did Bata play Lee Van Corteza even up? Man the guy still has it in him. Good luck with the commentating. I just viewed the whole 2006 matches. You did great!
 
knock knock

jay helfert said:
Dream on big boy!
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Jay, Fatboy is hustling me to play pool,and bank pool his his choice of games.I believe he quoted that maybe in a year he could possibly beat you with a ball ,or possibly 6/5 on the money. You responded with Dream on big boy.Didn't you mean Dream on Fatboy.In either case thanks for the info,but you know I don't play bank pool I play onepocket. He asked me for three balls playing banks,obviously too much for me to give up. He might be able to get three balls in onepocket 10/7 little guy. Never the less thanks for the info.

Bill Incardona
 
poolhustler said:
Eric,

If you are feeling well and need someone to beat up on, I'll play you some 9 ball.

I work close to Hollywood Billiards, let me know.

:)

Russ.....

ps - Did you ever check out that website link I sent you???
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honestly i didnt check the email, i'm in LA now its 430 am ****ing jet lag, wish hollywood billiards was still a 24 hr joint, i havent hit a ball in 10 days and am wide awake, call me tomarrow 702-241-8000 i'll be here, i'm going to the pool room around 4 if everything works out, perhaps a bit later.
 
yobagua said:
We need Jays report from the PI. Not about the ladies though. No need to make it harder for those of us stuck in the States. So Brazil is highly recommended Fatboy? Damn I envy you. Is it safe?
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its safe enough during the day, i wouldnt wear any jewelery there perion, i wore a cheap stainless Rolex, it was the ONLY Rolex I saw except 2 fake ones(i know alot about watches its a side biz)

the girls were like efrens one pocket game, like nothing you have ever seen, they love white boys, it aint all about the $$$ either.

its just before peak season the weather is perfect we has a 4000 sqft condo, me, girl friend(who like girls-i let her do the shopping) and 3 friends from Germany, i was in backgammon action all week, i was stuck good for a while but got even.

i'm going back there ASAP, i have a load of bull shit with business, i just worked about 30 days straight before i left, worked today when i landed, and dont know my next day off, might have to go to a lawyer in DC or NY next weekend, I might lose my business-new regulations we sued for a stay-kinda like an execution, we'll see-i still have many other businesses but this is my big one.
 
wincardona said:
Jay, Fatboy is hustling me to play pool,and bank pool his his choice of games.I believe he quoted that maybe in a year he could possibly beat you with a ball ,or possibly 6/5 on the money. You responded with Dream on big boy.Didn't you mean Dream on Fatboy.In either case thanks for the info,but you know I don't play bank pool I play onepocket. He asked me for three balls playing banks,obviously too much for me to give up. He might be able to get three balls in onepocket 10/7 little guy. Never the less thanks for the info.

Bill Incardona
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10/7 , ok pm me your address and how much i owe you, I dont need to even bother playing that game-I'll just send it in. :) Seriously, It will be along time, if ever I'll ever be able to beat jay with a ball playing banks-i'm just stirring the pot. Honestly I had never played banks until I played Jay that I can remember.


My 1P game was there in 1990 but its totally gone now, I played a guy about a month ago, nice guy, no $$$, I gave him the break just so I could have to move balls from his pocket etc i wanted it tough just to see if I could remember anything, he beat me 5-1 or 4-1, and the game I won was close the others I had 2 or 3 balls. I could rob him playing 9B I wouldnt gamble with him he is a nice guy and i just dont want action with him.

So then a week later I played "Jean Robert" he is on Survivor that TV show this season his best game is 1P, he gave me 10/6 and we broke even, I play 9 ball just a little better and we finished off the session playing 8B I ran out 2 in a row on tough diamonds-we stopped then I can beat him playing 8B and 9B, but not even close playing 1P., I bought sushi so I was the loser that night.;) He played Efren 15/5 and won and Parika the same and lost he told me, BTW were friends but we do gamble and play to win, he is a poker player he is on the cover of Bluff magazine this month too.

Billy You can awalys have action with me on anything in the world but one pocket, we can bet on which bird flys off the power line first etc, but no one hole. I have too much respect and brains to play you one pocket.
 
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gopi-1 said:
Hope this pic will ease your pain a li'l bit Fatboy! :D


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Oh yes back in the GQ days, thats about how Jay looked when we met, he looks better now with his sandals on constantly. He has the Beach look now.
 
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