i shaved my eyebrows

you already knocked it

and knock my own action???!!!!!!! no way. i've never and will never post a pic of myself on the interweb. not my style

Knock your action!! Your the only one in the poolroom with no eyebrows and now everybody knows it! Oh my! What's the world coming to?:thumbup2:
( He smiley'd sarcastically)
 
Knock your action!! Your the only one in the poolroom with no eyebrows and now everybody knows it! Oh my! What's the world coming to?:thumbup2:
( He smiley'd sarcastically)

right now i'm the only one, sure, but after people realize how beneficial it is who knows. That and nobody knows how i really play or how much my eyebrow shave experiment has helped
 
Can't keep up...

You guys got me scouring the web for a "BEE KEEPERS OUTFITS AND ASS WEIGHTS" and now I have to deal with EYEBROW REMOVAL AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Another Enhancement

What you really need is one breast implant to provide another contact point to guide your cue. You too can shoot like Karen and Allison.
 
You need some of that guido suntan lotion. Then all the women will love you and you won't have to worry about your girl at the bar as you shoot.

Actually I like the collenic better -- take a load off.
 
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To help with my aiming and it's working wonders. anyone else try this?

anyone else getting pop ups surfing az?

1. Yes, when I was 16 lighting a Marlboro off a gas stove......really forgot to wait till the flame ignighted and tilt head to the side of the burner
2. Yes again, guess somebodys gotta pay the bills.
 
I have been considering the following:

1. Performing a reduced hearing operation.
Look how easy it is for Shane to get into the zone by turning off his hearing aid, closing out all sound distractions.

2. Persuade a plastic surgeon to move my ears forward on my head, and by that blocking my side view to avoid the distractions of seeing opponents doing tipmaintenance when I am shooting.

3. Installing a titanum wrist in my right arm, to avoid the twist my wrist does when I pull the trigger

4. Cutting of two fingers on my right hand - to ensure I have a light grip on the cue

Other suggestions?

Yes!

I suggest you put a cast around your forearm AND elbow. This will allow you to drop your elbow on EVERY shot and you will be able to maintain a level stroke. The extra weight from the cast will help you with arm alignment as well.

Also you should have the Titanium wrist removed. Have you ever seen Archer or Strickland twist their wrist? Sheeesh!

I really like the ear movement and the finger removal ideas.
JoeyA
 
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This is no joke..

Ernie Sellers, one of the greatest stealth pool hustlers that ever lived used to lick his finger and press his eyebrows flat before any tough shot.

I watched Ernie do this for more than a decade.

Ernie would also pull up on his socks but I never understood that technique. I guess it was similar to the old saying, "Pull yourself up by your boot straps"

JoeyA
 
To help with my aiming and it's working wonders. anyone else try this?

After reading this, I thought I'd try it. Well I still play the same but now I'm getting divorced because I look ridiculous and my wife of almost 25 years couldn't stomach her friends seeing me this way.

Thanks a lot!!

Dave
 
I'm thinking about CUTTING my hand OFF and having a PERMANENT BRIDGE attached.:eek:

~ School, I didn't need school. All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. So, maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one - but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. Yeah. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.~ Grandma's Boy

LOL

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After reading this, I thought I'd try it. Well I still play the same but now I'm getting divorced because I look ridiculous and my wife of almost 25 years couldn't stomach her friends seeing me this way.

Thanks a lot!!

Dave

Now there is an idea for those whose significant other objects to playing pool.
 
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