I think all cue makers need cute ad sayings...

classiccues

classiccues

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Don't be a dip, play with a Skip

Let your game take flight, play with a White

If you don't play with a Fanelli, you're going to hell-i...

You play like someone from the female gender, so go buy a Bender...

Beat that mother ****ker, use a Tucker

Your game sure does blow man, now go buy a Showman...

If you don't play with a Schick, you must be a.. yeah you get it...

With this game there is no fearing, you must shoot with a Searing...

Rob them like John Gotti, shoot with a Mottey...

Man you sure are an ugly fella, pretty up your game with a Tascarella...

Szamboti, fine as antique pottery, to afford one you'll have to hit the lottery... (go ahead, you rhyme Szamboti) :smile:

Bought to you by the influx of cue sayings I have been reading....

JV
 
For more power, break with a Hightower!

I kind of like that one. But I am a little bias.
 
classiccues said:
Don't be a dip, play with a Skip

Let your game take flight, play with a White

If you don't play with a Fanelli, you're going to hell-i...

You play like someone from the female gender, so go buy a Bender...

Beat that mother ****ker, use a Tucker

Your game sure does blow man, now go buy a Showman...

If you don't play with a Schick, you must be a.. yeah you get it...

With this game there is no fearing, you must shoot with a Searing...

Rob them like John Gotti, shoot with a Mottey...

Man you sure are an ugly fella, pretty up your game with a Tascarella...

Szamboti, fine as antique pottery, to afford one you'll have to hit the lottery... (go ahead, you rhyme Szamboti) :smile:

Bought to you by the influx of cue sayings I have been reading....

JV
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World Champions Choice Manwus - Play With A Manwus Or Get Eaten by One!!!!!!!!!!!!:ok:
 
classiccues said:
Szamboti, fine as antique pottery, to afford one you'll have to hit the lottery... (go ahead, you rhyme Szamboti) :smile:



JV
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I met a girl named Kelly, who had the nicest "Toties" I ever saw, so I got out my tiny tiny Szamboti. :grin:

Honest opinions was that good or stupid???, BTW there is a inside joke there too. Kelly is the love of my life and Barry knows about her an she knows about Barry and Gus, she loves the cues.
 
classiccues said:
Don't be a dip, play with a Skip

Let your game take flight, play with a White

If you don't play with a Fanelli, you're going to hell-i...

You play like someone from the female gender, so go buy a Bender...

Beat that mother ****ker, use a Tucker :thud: :rotflmao1:

Your game sure does blow man, now go buy a Showman...

If you don't play with a Schick, you must be a.. yeah you get it...

With this game there is no fearing, you must shoot with a Searing...

Rob them like John Gotti, shoot with a Mottey...

Man you sure are an ugly fella, pretty up your game with a Tascarella...

Szamboti, fine as antique pottery, to afford one you'll have to hit the lottery... (go ahead, you rhyme Szamboti) :smile:

Bought to you by the influx of cue sayings I have been reading....

JV
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Just what sort of cheap hallucinogenic did you get into tonight?! That's some funny $hit right there!! :thumbup:

Lisa
 
Fatboy said:
I met a girl named Kelly, who had the nicest "Toties" I ever saw, so I got out my tiny tiny Szamboti. :grin:

Honest opinions was that good or stupid???, BTW there is a inside joke there too. Kelly is the love of my life and Barry knows about her an she knows about Barry and Gus, she loves the cues.
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I would think that the name Chris Nitti would be more useful here.... :D

JV
 
ridewiththewind said:
Just what sort of cheap hallucinogenic did you get into tonight?! That's some funny $hit right there!! :thumbup:

Lisa
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Lisa there are more... :)

You shoot pool like that, surely you jest.. now go out and get yourself a SouthWest...

Graceful as a Palomino, the cue must be a Paul Rubino...

JV (---to tired now...
 
classiccues said:
Lisa there are more... :)

You shoot pool like that, surely you jest.. now go out and get yourself a SouthWest...

Graceful as a Palomino, the cue must be a Paul Rubino...

JV (---to tired now...
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Dang! You gots talent! :yeah:
 
classiccues said:
I would think that the name Chris Nitti would be more useful here.... :D

JV
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my itty biyty Nitty. LOL <--------------no disrecept to Mr. Nitty, i'm just bustibg chops tonight, please fire away at mt I can pitch ot catch, just funnin around, all due respect to everyone.
 
Fatboy said:
my itty biyty Nitty. LOL <--------------no disrecept to Mr. Nitty, i'm just bustibg chops tonight, please fire away at mt I can pitch ot catch, just funnin around, all due respect to everyone.
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The quickest way to lose fitti, Play fatboy when he's got his Nitti, :grin:

edited to make it fatboy friendly;)
 
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Real Original Balabushka, Made in Texas.
Plays like A SouthWest, without the wait.
Built to last forever in the vault.
If you bought it to play with it, one word, depreciation.
The Champions' choice, after they've pawned all their cues.
Chosen by more champions than any other free cues combined.
 
Michael Webb said:
The quickest way to lose fitti, Play fatboy when he's got his Nitti, :grin:

edited to make it fatboy friendly;)
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dont worry about my feelings on thing like this, everyone tollerates my spelling and grammer, so any post in this thread is fair game you wont hurt my feelinds. You and everyone has to undersatnd I'm on here all day everyday on and off beause i dnt have a business yet and am in construction, with my bad back I dont get out muck. So fire awway here, i'll let some one know if it hurts my feelings, what realy hurts me is when I am honest (I am 100% of the time nor do I exaggerate) and someone dosent believe me,

The "Fatboy" personality is going to being something big in poolwait and see. I have a plan, location and a budjet-which will swell up after I start making $$$ again, I'm not doing it for profit either so it will be easy to bury the tour operators who build profit intho their tours/leagues etc and I dot blame them they work hard and deserve a pay check for their efforts. If things work out I wont need that paycheck thus makig it better for the particantience in my events becuase there will be more ash to disperse, I'm not ging to take over pool, or cause harm to any existing tours/leagues there is room for everyone, done right. I ont have it all planned out yet, but i'm smart guy and i WILL get it figured out. to be continued might be 6 months, 12,18 or 24 months. I have other things u'm working on first.

feel free to link this to the main forum, its not that importantm if anyone feels inclined too
 
off the top of his head

a friend walked into my store one day and said " they know your a sharkey when you play with a starkey. he has passed away, my business cards now have a shark holding a pool cue and that saying. chuck
 
If you don't play with a Zinzola.. you must be a... rhymes with basspole-a...

Custom like the shoes on your feet... that must be an Eddie Wheat...

We can do cases to...

GTF cases for your cue.. tag says Illinois, but it's really Timbuktu...

John Barton cases best in protection, for your custom cue selection..

Cue cases in beauty and elegance, Justis is the one, I take to the dance..

JV (---on and on and on...
 
Bust out the store with a Black Boar

They'll stop talkin' trash when you pull out your Bluegrass.

Quiet the upstart, play with a Barnhart.

Get your game face on, play with a Mason.
 
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You ain't shootin' s#!+ if you don't shoot with a Prewitt.
Make your opponents dizzy with a DZ.
 
You'll be runnin' racks daily... When you're shootin' with a Haley

It aint no fad, to play with a Tad

That's no bazooka, it's a Callaluca (I have no idea how he prounounces his name, but it sounds good)
 
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