I wanna start an argument with a female player

Give it up Sam. Arguing and talking shit just doesn't look right on you. You're too damn nice!!
 
Funny

dogginda9 said:
Give it up Sam. Arguing and talking shit just doesn't look right on you. You're too damn nice!!

When I was younger, I used to love to gamble with people, and make em' mad as hell. Miss balls on purpose, and sh!t em in, just to see that look on their face. Just ain't as much fun now.
I still enjoy watching people haggle over a matchup, the woofing can get really funny. I even enjoy woofing a little with the right person. Guess I'm gettin old and civilized. HA HA!!!!!!
 
You got the wrong approach!

satman said:
I wanna argue with a female player, so I can get matched up for some $$$$$$ too. Anyone want to argue for a couple months and then play some. Weight is negotiable, so I'll start off asking for the 6. I know you women are all a bunch of hustlers, and somehow always get the cash in the end. I know you girls play a lot better than you let on. So maybe if I win at pool, it will take a little longer before you actually get MY dough. LOL.

C'mon girls, speak up.

You have to accuse someone who has no interest in you that she came after you and wanted to bear your children or something:p

S.
 
Ok, thanks

sunnyday said:
You have to accuse someone who has no interest in you that she came after you and wanted to bear your children or something:p

S.

Are you stalking me? I told you I ain't getting married. I know I didn't get you pregnant.
You mean like that?
 
Ahhh

JoeyInCali said:
Blind women can't play a lick.
They get the 7 from me.
No funny shoes though.

Now thats what I was looking for. A blind woman with funny shoes.
 
jason said:
They don't have the balls! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
(ducking before I get slapped!)

So a top ranked male tournament player has balls when he woofs a woman and wants the 6 ball??

No where I grew up.

Now if he wants to GIVE the 6 ball, then I'll stack it up as high as he wants.

C'mon SATMAN...let's see if MAN should really be the last 3 letters in your screen name!!!

(-:

Jim
 
satman said:
I wanna argue with a female player, so I can get matched up for some $$$$$$ too. Anyone want to argue for a couple months and then play some. Weight is negotiable, so I'll start off asking for the 6. I know you women are all a bunch of hustlers, and somehow always get the cash in the end. I know you girls play a lot better than you let on. So maybe if I win at pool, it will take a little longer before you actually get MY dough. LOL.

So essentially, you want to do for pool what Andy Kaufman did for wrestling.

:D

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ScottW said:
So essentially, you want to do for pool what Andy Kaufman did for wrestling.

:D

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How sad that he died due to or at least contributed to by his choice of taking "natural medicnes" he hoped would cure his cancer and didn't begin medical therapy until it was way too late.

In 1984, Trudeau had not yet chosen to become a criminal and con artist...at least he hand't been caught yet...but clearly, Andy was suckered into useless "medications" by the snake oil salesment who preceded KT and likely inspired him.

I post this only because there are certainly tens of thousands of people who are not famous so we'll never hear their stories, but who got similarly sucked in to bogus "cures" and who have paid a serious and in some cases an ultimate price.

Just MHO.

Jim
 
JoeyInCali said:
Blind women can't play a lick.
They get the 7 from me.
No funny shoes though.

Yea Joey, I will give the 7 to a blind woman too but that damn dog has to stay home.
 

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satman said:
I wanna argue with a female player, so I can get matched up for some $$$$$$ too. Anyone want to argue for a couple months and then play some. Weight is negotiable, so I'll start off asking for the 6. I know you women are all a bunch of hustlers, and somehow always get the cash in the end. I know you girls play a lot better than you let on. So maybe if I win at pool, it will take a little longer before you actually get MY dough. LOL.

C'mon girls, speak up.

...wat?...
 

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av84fun said:
So a top ranked male tournament player has balls when he woofs a woman and wants the 6 ball??

No where I grew up.

Now if he wants to GIVE the 6 ball, then I'll stack it up as high as he wants.

C'mon SATMAN...let's see if MAN should really be the last 3 letters in your screen name!!!

(-:

Jim

I figured it might offend someone out there. Man or woman, but was started in fun. I had a long standing deal with EIEIO, as we've been friends for a long time. I have total respect for her abilities, and she used to offer me the 7 ball. I always told her I needed the 6. If someone is offering the 7, then you probly need just a tad more.
As for giving up some weight to someone, it would depend on their abilities. I would never, ever offer weight to ANYONE, because their a woman. I rarely gamble any more, but if I was gonna try to match up, it wouldn't be done over the internet.
 
Milo said:
Ok, I will keep that in mind Sam. You seem like a very nice guy. My scotch partner is always looking for someone to play. Especially when he is down in vegas.

Hah hah... Beware satman, for here there be MONSTERS! :D :D :D

Russ
 
Shhhhhh Russ LOL

Russ Chewning said:
Hah hah... Beware satman, for here there be MONSTERS! :D :D :D

Russ
I just knew Russ you would chime in!!!!! LOL SHHHHHH.
 
Milo said:
I just knew Russ you would chime in!!!!! LOL SHHHHHH.

Andrea,

On topic with this thread, do you remember when you, Larry, and Clark were egging me on to play Charity 8 ball on the bar box? Charity was the girl who came down from Canada with Dawn, and was given free table time in City Lights to develop her game. I think she was on a champion women's team up there or something.

She got the first break, broke, and ran out on me. She didn't make a ball the next break, and I ran out. We decided to call it quits and all had some strong apple cider, hah hah. To tell the gawd's honest truth, I was just happy to get out that second rack and have a good response to her break and run.

I can say from experience it can be somewhat daunting playing a really good woman player, even if the man is the favorite on paper. There's no real upside, besides the good competition. If the dude loses, he is seen as "doggin' it". (Rightly or wrongly.. :D :D :D) If he wins, then he doesn't really get much credit.

It's all about perception from your fellow players. I've personally always had respect for ANY good player, man or woman. It would be nice if everyone thought the same way. I say, if you don't have RESPECT for a player, man or woman, then it's even HARDER to focus enough to beat them. That's why I try to treat every player like they are one game away from running out the set on me.

It's a shame Charity didn't take things more seriously, and didn't really want to learn 9 ball. She could have been a real force in the region if she chose to. She shot dayum straight.

Russ
 
Yes, I do remember her.

Hi,

She did play very well. I dont think she plays anymore, but not sure 100%.
I havent seen her down in Vegas for years.
And yes, it would be very nice if all men players thought like you do. But its not the way it is. I actually like the advantage of a player under estimating my speed, just because I am a woman. LOL
 
this thread is funny. + rep to you for making us laugh on another brutal wed at work.
 
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