If I were on the pro tour...

Black-Balled said:
He is not talking about pool. He is talking about the tour where he goes around collecting man seed. It is really the only thing he has ever been good at.
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They took poo donations in Boston. It never got that shitty for me.


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Dear God, you made many, many weak pool players.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be a weak pool player.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small skill in pool?


If I were on the pro tour,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy play.
If I were a pro tour man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy pro player,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
 
^^^^^^^^^.....:)

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Perchik...I'm a very good teacher.

Hodel....I heard that the Rabbi who must praise himself has a congregation of one.
 
pt109 said:
^^^^^^^^^.....:)

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Perchik...I'm a very good teacher.

Hodel....I heard that the Rabbi who must praise himself has a congregation of one.
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You betcha LOL

One of these days once I get enough in my head I'll put my pool songs based on thread titles into their own thread and get some more submissions LOL I have this one and the one for I Want A New Shaft. I think I did one or two others at some point somewhere also.
 
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