If you have ever .....You might be a pool freak

If you ever woke straight up wide awake in the middle of the night remembering that you forgot your cues and case in the car and throw on nothing but a pair of pants and dash out into the cold and snow barefooted to retrieve them... you might be an idiot.
 
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IF you buy a set of 15 eightballs to pratice with.....
you ARE a pool freak. (wannabee)

Guilty!

If you have a set of highly polished Super Aramith Pro Balls, for only league pool nights........
You ARE nuts!

Guilty!

If you have a dozen pool shirts & hats......
you might be a pool nutcase!

Guilty!

If you think being in "Dead Stroke" is as good as sex.
( if not better! ).....you need help!

Guilty!


Just joking!:rotflmao1:


later,
sax
 
If you have ever called the post office first thing in the morning to see if you have a package, Tell them to hold it so you can come pick it up, opened it in the car and spent fifteen minutes playing with you're new cue before you even realize where you are, then call in sick so you can go play pool with it.

Yup dun it. :eek:

-jayman-
 
  1. you have chalk on your bed stand
  2. you have chalk on top of your dresser
  3. you have pieces of chalk in your ash trey of your car.
  4. You look at how much money you have in terms of table time
  5. your week nights are scheduled by tournaments available
  6. your cue cost more than your car
  7. you have pieces of chalk in your top drawer at work
  8. your calendar is filled with tournament dates
  9. the DCC is the Mecca of Pool
  10. 4 hours of playing pool is not enough, EVER
 
1) If you have ever taken a pencil or pen and stroked it through a open or closed bridge .. You might be a pool freak.

6) if you have made a playing pool stance for no reason when there are no pool tables around on the back of the couch, dinning room table etc .. You might be a pool freak.

My favorites and the ones I do the most often! :thumbup:
 
MJR77 said:
If you dream about winning the lottery so u can get yourself a Diamond
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Guilty of that one, but in my lottery fantasy I get a 9 foot diamond with tight pockets, a 7 foot diamond AND a new GC V in either 8 foot pro or 9 foot. Have them all in my huge basement (my post-lottery basement, not current one).
 
219Dave said:
Guilty of that one, but in my lottery fantasy I get a 9 foot diamond with tight pockets, a 7 foot diamond AND a new GC V in either 8 foot pro or 9 foot. Have them all in my huge basement (my post-lottery basement, not current one).
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I always wanted a snooker table too...And to fly the philipines to me:thumbup:
 
bfdlad said:
6) if you have made a playing pool stance for no reason when there are no pool tables around on the back of the couch, dinning room table etc .. You mightbe a pool freak.
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LOL!!!!!
I'm guilty of this one. I do it all the time at work. People think i'm nuts!!!
 
travisw said:
my Favorite,

If you can reffer to all of your friends by wierd nick names, but cannot name them all by there REAL name
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It happens to me quite a bit:thumbup:
 
You might be a pool freak....

If you have nothing better to do on New Years Eve than to make a pool video about the glory of using BHE, you might be a pool freak....

Happy new year everyone....

Jaden
 
Jaden said:
If you have nothing better to do on New Years Eve than to make a pool video about the glory of using BHE, you might be a pool freak....

Happy new year everyone....

Jaden
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And some other pool freak was posting on that thread at that time.

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(We need a life!)
 
uwate said:
If you find yourself constantly using pool lingo in your everyday life you might be a pool freak.

Examples:
"That girl is so hot she gives the world the last 2."

"That movie Wall-e..lemme tell ya..its the NUTS!"

"What..? you want to go swimming? You got ACTION buddy!"

(looking under the hood of a new vette) "Whoa! thats STRONG like Donkey Kong!"

(Just knocked over a drink) "Damn...I just dogged it!"
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I often catch myself almost saying this to non-pool players, I never let it slip, but its a good way to describe things, like that, gives this the 7 ball. it all makes sence,
 
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jsaxman said:
IF you buy a set of 15 eightballs to pratice with.....
you ARE a pool freak. (wannabee)

Not Guilty!

If you have a set of highly polished Super Aramith Pro Balls, for only practice nights........
You ARE nuts!

Guilty!

If you have a dozen pool shirts & hats......
you might be a pool nutcase!

Guilty!

If you think being in "Dead Stroke" is as good as sex.
( if not better! ).....you need help!

Guilty!


I'm not joking! :rotflmao1:


later,
sax
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Hahaha...


Note: Some statements and answers were changed.
 
our_auctionguy said:
If you ever woke straight up wide awake in the middle of the night remembering that you forgot your cues and case in the car and throw on nothing but a pair of pants and dash out into the cold and snow barefooted to retrieve them... you might be an idiot.
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OK, I'm an idiot too :ok:

Dave
 
our_auctionguy said:
If you ever woke straight up wide awake in the middle of the night remembering that you forgot your cues and case in the car and throw on nothing but a pair of pants and dash out into the cold and snow barefooted to retrieve them... you might be an idiot.
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DaveK said:
OK, I'm an idiot too :ok:

Dave
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I'm a double idiot, I forget to put my pants on as well!



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If you try to get action on squirrel hunting. When he wouldnt agree, I offered to spot him two squirrels.

We were bowling, had a small split and was told to play a carom shot.

When a "pork chop" has nothing to do with food.

When the end of your broom stick is blue.

When you skip lunch because you dont want to spend the money you planned on using for the ring game

When you are pissed off because you cannot think of anymore phrases that makes you a pool freak
 
When you fall asleep dreaming of running racks and winning one of the three divisions of the DCC, you might be a pool freak!!
 
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