If you won the lottery would you???

seymore15074 said:
I'm not even kidding, after I posted that last one, I was called over to another cube for birthday cake. :rolleyes:
i know the feeling,ive been at work for 3 hours and have not done one thing,seriously,not 1 thing.i am on here at least 5 hrs a day.a.z. billiards should be paying me part time.
 
jimmy-leggs said:
i know the feeling,ive been at work for 3 hours and have not done one thing,seriously,not 1 thing.i am on here at least 5 hrs a day.a.z. billiards should be paying me part time.

I hear you brother, I've been here at my desk for almost 4 hours. I just got back from getting lunch so I'm eating a crispy chicken salad as I'm typing.........wait here comes the boss, be cool just be cool..........aaaaaaaaannnnnnddd we're clear:D
 
I'd be interested to see how much lottery sales go up this week do to this thread... :) i now i already bought one
 
bigskyjake said:
I hear you brother, I've been here at my desk for almost 4 hours. I just got back from getting lunch so I'm eating a crispy chicken salad as I'm typing.........wait here comes the boss, be cool just be cool..........aaaaaaaaannnnnnddd we're clear:D
my boss comes over and says "so whats everyone in the pool world talking about today?"lol and then i give him one those "do you mind,im busy here" looks,and he walks away.
 
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Lottery tickets are a tax on the mathematically challenged. That said, I spend a whole dollar when the jackpots get huge. I figure I'm buying an amusing fantasy for a day or two. If it ever hit? I'd probably give this house to a biker gang for a party place. Did I mention that I don't like my neighbor? ;)
 
mayamon said:
I'd be interested to see how much lottery sales go up this week do to this thread... :) i now i already bought one

I bought 5 "you otter play" (picture of a fluffy otter on it) and 5 "montana tic-tac-doe" (picture of a deer) at lunch and won exactly jack s---


Jake
 
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money well spent...

Spend the 1st million (or so) on a psychiatrist to help me figure out why I'm such a head case on the 8 ball. After that its all gravy...
 
Pete said:
So here is the question, if you won the lottery, say $100,000,000+. Would you open a room of your own, or just start hanging around the room of your choice (at one of the rooms I frequent, there are about 10 or so guys that play from noon to 6 pm)?

At work people are starting to try and get the a lottery pool (20 of us bought 100 tickets), and everyone here is in that dreaming state (like we are going to win=), and some on asked if I would open a room if I won.

I don't know what I would do, but I thought it was a fun question…

Pete

Hey Pete, I'll get back to you once I have the 100 mil in the bag :D .Then hire the best shrink money can buy to turn off this annoying music in my head that's been going on like this . . . " I OWE, I OWE SO OFF TO WORK I GO . . ."
 
I'd give $1mil to each aunt, $1mil to my grandma, $1mil to each parent, $250k to each cousin (14 of them) buy myself a nice big house (I live in the mountains, I can get ALOT of land:) then buy my local room, let the guy that owns it keep running it, give the staff all a $5/hour raise, and hang out there all the time.. Oh, and I'd bring in Earl Strickland once a week to teach everyone how to rake balls and whine :)
 
Straight to Scottsdale for me...I don't need the 10K + square foot mansion. I don't need the $100K + cars. I don't need to lose the wife for 6-7 22 year old honeys. Just give me my golf clubs, and I'm all good. Oh, and I guess I'd have to have a pool table...you know, cuz it does get dark, and it's kinda hard to play golf at night :) I'd probably get a part-time golf related job once I figured out my "normal group" and that schedule. Time is WAY more important than possessions to me......
 
pwd72s said:
Lottery tickets are a tax on the mathematically challenged. That said, I spend a whole dollar when the jackpots get huge. I figure I'm buying an amusing fantasy for a day or two. If it ever hit? I'd probably give this house to a biker gang for a party place. Did I mention that I don't like my neighbor? ;)

LOL, my family always refers to it as the "idiot tax" :D

Regardless, when pots get big enough, I'm a sucker for the office pool....
 
I would put up a million dollors for anyone who doubled Mosconi's record (on tape of course, with a player review commetary). See how fast straight pool becomes popular again he he.

Billiardpete out
 
> One thing is for sure,Union City,Tn would have a place with 9 foot GC's or Diamonds to play on. I'd build the room and have a friend run it for me,complete with college girls that are willing to learn about the game. It just flat sucks to go into a room and the person working the counter doesn't know ANYTHING.

I've envisioned this scenario enough I have a specific game plan.

First,I'd make sure I didn't get robbed on the way to redeem it. Even if you win the big Powerball jackpot,you'll still have to wait about 2 weeks to get the money if you attempt to redeem it the next day,so I'd sign the ticket,and put it away until then. If you wait 2 weeks,the check will be cut the day you show up. In Nashville,the main lottery office is right next door to the main AmSouth branch. A pool-playing lawyer would be a good idea,and hire my mom as an accountant.

After taking care of my family and friends,I'd donate a sizeable sum to the school board here to build a proper facility for gifted/talented kids that is shielded from small-town politics and ensure that there aren't 2 sets of rules,one for the rich kids and one for everyone else.

The poolroom would be build in short order.

I'd run a full-page ad in all the magazines,advertising 1000 dollar sets with NO ONE barred in my room.

I'm sure not going to leave 540k cash and 250k worth of jewelry in my truck while I'm in the strip club like Jack Whitaker,the WV man that won 314 mill and now claims to be busted.

I'd have an impressive collection of cues,starting with Si's Searing and the Mike Sigel Joss/Kersenbrock set John Wright had at one time.

I've also had the idea of funding a tour myself,with 3 100k added tournaments in 9-ball,10-ball,one-pocket,and 14.1,with a 1 million bonus for the all-around champion.

I'd keep the same circle of friends,and very few new ones. Not much else would be different. The crowds of people sending me letters about how a family member needs an operation and all that would be a pain in the ass though. Tommy D.
 
I'd ask all my friends this question without telling them that I won the lottery.. "Anything troubling you today?" Now it'll be a mini lottery for them. If they told me "man I don't have any money for cigarettes" then I'd give them a box of cigs, and that's their share.:D If they answer "man I need a house" then I'll give them a house.:D I just hope nobody answers "wish I won the lottery":D :D :D
 
All good ideas

I like alot of the posts. I'd have to admit though,If I won 100 million it seems like I would simply pay it on my bills as far as it would go!!!!!:eek:
 
sky.. said:
I'd ask all my friends this question without telling them that I won the lottery.. "Anything troubling you today?" Now it'll be a mini lottery for them. If they told me "man I don't have any money for cigarettes" then I'd give them a box of cigs, and that's their share.:D If they answer "man I need a house" then I'll give them a house.:D I just hope nobody answers "wish I won the lottery":D :D :D

I always said when the beggars come calling with their hard luck stories I'd give them the money for a lottery ticket & tell them "Try it. It worked for me!":rolleyes:
 
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