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I stopped into a local pub tonight for a couple of beers. While I'm sitting there, a girl was running her pie hole about playing anyone for $100. A dream come true!! After waxing her out of her cash, I realized that I could literally make a living off of drunk idiots who think they can play pool. I'd imagine 98% of people you play in local pubs couldn't run 3 friggin' balls on a nine footer. Good luck.
 
Roll-Off said:
I stopped into a local pub tonight for a couple of beers. While I'm sitting there, a girl was running her pie hole about playing anyone for $100. A dream come true!! After waxing her out of her cash, I realized that I could literally make a living off of drunk idiots who think they can play pool. I'd imagine 98% of people you play in local pubs couldn't run 3 friggin' balls on a nine footer. Good luck.
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Something tells me that this isn't what happened... or it never happened at all. Either way it makes you sound like a jerk/nit who can only play drunk nobodys for the cash.
 
Roll-Off said:
I stopped into a local pub tonight for a couple of beers. While I'm sitting there, a girl was running her pie hole about playing anyone for $100. A dream come true!! After waxing her out of her cash, I realized that I could literally make a living off of drunk idiots who think they can play pool. I'd imagine 98% of people you play in local pubs couldn't run 3 friggin' balls on a nine footer. Good luck.
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SkippyFL said:
Something tells me that this isn't what happened... or it never happened at all. Either way it makes you sound like a jerk/nit who can only play drunk nobodys for the cash.
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Ok, so you're all jealous. I figured that would happen. Pool is and always will be about scamming, hustling and robbing weaker players. That is why it'll alway be shunned by mainstream America. I guarantee you this girl will think twice before she runs her mouth about how good she plays.
 
Roll-Off said:
Ok, so you're all jealous. I figured that would happen. Pool is and always will be about scamming, hustling and robbing weaker players. That is why it'll alway be shunned by mainstream America. I guarantee you this girl will think twice before she runs her mouth about how good she plays.
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Nit = Roll-Off
 
Why bother playing pool?

If you wait a little while, you can roll the drunk in the parking lot.

Nit.
 
The story we won't here is the one about the next "drunk" lady who takes Roll-Off for his entire roll. A few road players I've talked to enjoy the drunk ruse not to get other drunks but to take off sober over-confident jackasses like Roll-Off... so I think he'll get his. (Unless of course its all BS to begin with.) Who wants to take bets on the fact that Roll-Off is an APA 6 (or less) who thinks he's hot stuff 'cause he beats on everyone he plays league with in his area?
 
Roll-Off said:
I stopped into a local pub tonight for a couple of beers. While I'm sitting there, a girl was running her pie hole about playing anyone for $100. A dream come true!! After waxing her out of her cash, I realized that I could literally make a living off of drunk idiots who think they can play pool. I'd imagine 98% of people you play in local pubs couldn't run 3 friggin' balls on a nine footer. Good luck.
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Ya know something nit, you ought to change your first name to "Jerk".
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SkippyFL said:
The story we won't here is the one about the next "drunk" lady who takes Roll-Off for his entire roll. A few road players I've talked to enjoy the drunk ruse not to get other drunks but to take off sober over-confident jackasses like Roll-Off... so I think he'll get his. (Unless of course its all BS to begin with.) Who wants to take bets on the fact that Roll-Off is an APA 6 (or less) who thinks he's hot stuff 'cause he beats on everyone he plays league with in his area?
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Let me guess. You're a "road player" who paid his college tuition by playing pool. If you know what an APA 6 is (I don't), then you're the league-boy. Don't forget to patch that pocket, sucker. You and you're boyfriend better practice, because the city tournament is coming up.

Roll-Off (Wishes his name was Drivermaker so people would "group" around
me. Also, I could be a total jerk and people would still worship me.)
 
Roll-Off said:
Roll-Off (Wishes his name was Drivermaker so people would "group" around
me. Also, I could be a total jerk and people would still worship me.)
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Don't get your hopes up...it ain't gonna happen. You'll always be an asshole and NO ONE will worship you!
What happened to your thread po'-boy?? LOL
 
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Mr. Wilson said:
Why bother playing pool?

If you wait a little while, you can roll the drunk in the parking lot.

Nit.
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Because she might kick his ass. :) :)
 
drivermaker said:
What happened to your thread po'-boy?? LOL
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Looks like it got deleted. You must be in somebody's pants (not Marissas, which is probably why you don't like her). The responses that this post generated proves that people can't stand to see someone succeed. It shows me that I must be on top of my game. By the way, I like being called a Nit (A player who always wants a lock and bets low even though he is a good player). Thanks. Good luck.
 
Roll-Off said:
Roll-Off (Wishes his name was Drivermaker so people would "group" around me. Also, I could be a total jerk and people would still worship me.)
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or wishes it was APA7, or "HP" or something to that effect.....
 
Roll-Off said:
Looks like it got deleted. You must be in somebody's pants (not Marissas, which is probably why you don't like her). The responses that this post generated proves that people can't stand to see someone succeed. It shows me that I must be on top of my game. By the way, I like being called a Nit (A player who always wants a lock and bets low even though he is a good player). Thanks. Good luck.
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I kind of always thought Nit was short for Nitwit...and associated them with bad players that also have no clue in life on any level.
 
Roll-Off said:
The responses that this post generated proves that people can't stand to see someone succeed. It shows me that I must be on top of my game. By the way, I like being called a Nit (A player who always wants a lock and bets low even though he is a good player). Thanks.
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Since you're such a good player and had so many successes, why don't you share them with us so we can marvel at your accomplishments and give you the respect that you so deserve??
 
You guys are going to have to excuse "Roll Off" for his stupidity. As you can see from the picture, he has issues.

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:D :D :D
 
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That's funny StrayBullet. Let's try to keep the posts pool related. Thanks. Where's the Monkey picture? I'd like to reply to that one over here on AZ.
 
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