Impersonate a fellow poster thread

landshark77 said:
Oh and does anyone have Puff Daddy's number. I forgot to tell him something last weekend.
"I just need somewhere to stay.... I spent my money on Shampoo."
OMG!!! LOLOLOLOL

I missed that the 1st time I read your post. I left the screen up and walked away... when I came back I caught it. LOLOLOL :D :D
 
"The Palmer cue you own was made on Tuesday, June 16 at 6:32 p.m. He smoked 3 1/4 cigarettes while doing the inlay work and ate a cheeseburger from McDonald's while he was working on the wrap. Your Palmer is worth exactly 1,357.98."
 
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Opie said:
"The Palmer cue you own was made on Tuesday, June 16 at 6:32 p.m. He smoked 3 1/4 cigarettes while doing the inlay work and ate a cheeseburger from McDonald's while he was working on the wrap. Your Palmer is worth exactly 1,357.98."


This is TATE
 
jsp said:
1) I don't believe there is a God, nor do I do believe there is no God. Keep in mind my favorite quote from Xena the Warrior Princess...

2) Ponderous man, Ponderous.

3) Down with irrational men with guns using initiatory force coercing you to pay sales tax on that cup of coffee. Anarchy rules!

4) I'm a student of the Austrian school of economics. Let me further educate you with this article from mises.org...

5) That's not the true definition of parallel english, at least the definition that's been understood for the past 30 years of online pool messageboard history... Remember, you don't have to bridge at the pivot point, but pivot at the pivot point.

6) Every game other than straight pool is 99% luck, and is determined solely on the break factor. We already have a championship game, and it is straight pool.

1. catscradle ?
5. Colin ? (Pivot point is the only part that makes me think that)
 
I finally read this thread - this is hilarious!

Okay, my turn:

I owned that cue and it's a Monster Player! Maybe the best-hitting cue ever, you should never sell it. I discussed this cue with (insert any famous cue-maker's miss-spelled name here) and he said....

(note - spelling and grammar errors omitted, but there would be at least four per sentence)
 
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runscott said:
I finally read this thread - this is hilarious!

Okay, my turn:

I owned that cue and it's a Monster Player! Maybe the best-hitting cue ever, you should never sell it. I discussed this cue with (insert any famous cue-maker's miss-spelled name here) and he said....

(note - spelling and grammar errors omitted, but there would be at least four per sentence)

Grassley (though he tends to say thing like "plays Jam Up" and "hits a ton").
 
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runscott said:
I finally read this thread - this is hilarious!

Okay, my turn:

I owned that cue and it's a Monster Player! Maybe the best-hitting cue ever, you should never sell it. I discussed this cue with (insert any famous cue-maker's miss-spelled name here) and he said....

(note - spelling and grammar errors omitted, but there would be at least four per sentence)

GOT 2 B the RUSSIAN----NICK SERDULA:)
 
BRKNRUN said:
Aiming Secret...For Free...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hello,
This is the Sure Shot Aiming System.I am here
with my FINAL OFFER (for free).

Some days back,on a free trial basis (see my previuos post CHECK IT
FOR YOUR SELF!!HOW YOU ACTUALLY AIM),I sent a diagram or two (with
necessary steps) to a few enthusiastic players who e mailed me.

The fact is that no one could get any CLUE from the sent diagrams.

Some must have thought that the digrams and the four parallel lines
have nothing to do with aiming.

It was in no way surprising for me!!

Because the diagrams which I sent,let me be frank, consists of only
,say,20% of the whole concept.

I did so expecting them to complete that 80% by FEEL.

But they couldn't.

May be it was,for them, just like only the outer FRAME without the
actual PHOTO.

[As you know the GEOMETRIC ROUTINE of what I have been talking is
nothing new.In my words....as per my research results...it is the
routine which exists in each and every human mind.It is the very
routine involved in shot making,I mean, in sending a ball in the
intended direction without which,according to my aiming system,no ball
can go in the intended line(the very CAUSE&CURE of a miss of a shot)
and hence I thought given the first 20% of the routine it might be
easy to complete the remainig 80% by FEEL.]

Okay...Here,as a final offer from me,I would like to part with 80% of
the GEOMETRIC ROUTINE( which itself is enough to give you evidence of
what I have been trying to say about aiming) and 20% is left for you
to complete by feel.

It is just like a solution to a problem with only one or two final
steps missing!!!!.

Any way,I would like to give you a proof of my WORDS ON AIMING.

Just send me an email (please give your age,address,contact#,details
of your game..strengths and weaknesses,and if possible your photo
too...I may see you on ESPN in near future...I am really serious about
what I am saying..)I will send you a new diagram with the details of
the required steps .Even those who emailed me previously too
....please send an email with the info. I asked for.

Particularly,it will be a kind of an 'eye-opener' to the 'non
believers' and to those who scorned at it,who mocked at it,and who
called it a crap..garbge.

After giving it a try,if you feel 'this much info. itself is enough'
and don't come forward for the CONCEPT AS A WHOLE,it is up to you.Or,
if you still don't get the CLUE,let my idea die with me.

BTW, for your kind info., I am planning,with the kind help of some of
the organisations of scientific research,to get an opportunity for an
'exhibition event' in which I will be showing how we can do shot
making withot miss with the help of the GEOMETRIC ROUTINE (of my sure
shot aiming system) in the coming 'world snooker & billiards
championship' to be held in India from this 17'th November. If my
plans work out you can watch me in action.

Immsharma :)

--Chili
 
pharaoh68 said:
4) "There are no better cues out there than Keith Josey cues. Keith and I take a great deal of pride in our work and we stand behind every one of our cues! You'll love our cues! They are the bestest!!"

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"I didn't deserve that" / "yes, you did" (Color of Money). i didn't think i was thought of that way by anyone here. you must really have a major disdain for my efforts. oh well i guess i should crawl back into the corner, that i so obviously belong in, and keep out of every ones hair :)
 
what??

pharaoh68 said:
Though these are good guesses, I was hoping they'd be a little easier for everyone.

Impersonation #2 is none other than Bob Dzurizickynkndc's (sp?!?!) biggest fan duke@neo.rr.com

Impersonation #3 is the man sings the praises of cuetech cues more than any man alive. He speaks in stream-of-conciousness and doesn't seem to know what a period or a comma or punctuation mark is and just posts long, run-on sentences all about cuetech cues. That man is travis trotter.

Impersonation #4 is an esteemed member of our forum who has quite a collection of high end cues. He buys and he sells. He loves Richard Black cues more than anyone I have ever encountered and says that every cue he is selling plays "JAM UP". He also butchers the type-written language with more typos than most humans would even think possible. (But hey! He still has some great cues and we still love him!). He is cornerstone!

if you're going to "impersonate" me, at least use the exact words I said...I know I never said that
 
Oooh, I have two more...

7) MEEEOOOOWWWW! {Scratch Scratch} HIIIICCCHHHHH!!!

8) HIIISSSSSS!!! {Claw Claw} RRRREEEOOOOWWW!!!!
(in response to 7)
 
Koop said:
1. catscradle ?
5. Colin ? (Pivot point is the only part that makes me think that)
Correct on #1 (and catscradle I know it's Xenophanes, not Xena ;) ).
Incorrect on #5, but the CalcMan is one of them.
 
Very hard one:

So the other day I was just messing around jumping balls from 1/4" away and drawing whitey back several feet.....blah blah blah......
 
Hal said:
I'm really looking forward to attending the DCC this year. Kev and I will be flying up in our private jet. He told me yesterday while on our way to France for dinner that Josh Arieh, Tony Stewart, Rob Lowe, Leonardo Dicaprio, Rob Thomas, and many other friends of his will be there. I can't wait. I'm so excited that I'll get to see some of my friends such as Jonny Depp, Toby Kieth, Mike Tyson. It's going to be a blast!

Kisses.
Guess who

landshark77 said:
"I just need somewhere to stay.... I spent my money on Shampoo."

Oh and does anyone have Puff Daddy's number. I forgot to tell him something last weekend.

LOL, you guys hit a nerve and the groupie attacks someone else... so typical. :rolleyes: :p :D
 
This is, as entertaining as a thread can get...without the fights that is. :D I really enojyed read these.
 
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