Impersonate a fellow poster thread

corvette1340 said:
Lets see who gets this one...

New Thread:
"IPT to join forces with Nabisco"

The IPT announced this, weekend in Chicago, that they would be merging with Nabisco. This was great news for Deno, since he would be able to relocate his office to one of those trees. At the players meeting, in which KT slipped and fell over his big ego, I sat next to Rodney Morris and we ate potato salad until I threw up on KT's shoes.

New Thread:
"Nabisco tells KT to go **** himself"

KT had a fallout with Nabisco today as they told him they didn't want him to join the Keebler team. Since he hasn't, paid anyone the money he owes , they told him not to bother packing his stuff and changing offices. I saw him on the street immediately afterward, and hit him in the mouth and got my $5000, I then threw up on his shoes again.
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Damn, I can't believe nobody has guessed on this one. It should be obvious.
 
ScottR said:
Whilst we all can undoubtedly appreciate the spirit of humor and comeraderie in which this illustrious thread was initiated, such jocularity cannot contribute positively to the further growth of our honorable game. I shall have to respectfully decline from including myself in the ribald ripostes at other esteemed posters' expense.

And, I would also like to reiterate that my participation in the Drivermaker Memorial Holiday Tournament will not be forthcoming this year; again. My mind still boggles at the thought of a game that does not reward the subtle beauty and satisfaction that one derives from a well-played safety that completely handcuffs your opponent. Pure offense. Pfah!!

Signed,
The Forum's Most Esteemed Member

p.s. the signature I included above would NEVER (and I'm serious here) be used by the poster I am imitating, but should be a heckuva clue.
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Without question, SJM.
 
corvette1340 said:
Lets see who gets this one...

New Thread:
"IPT to join forces with Nabisco"

The IPT announced this, weekend in Chicago, that they would be merging with Nabisco. This was great news for Deno, since he would be able to relocate his office to one of those trees. At the players meeting, in which KT slipped and fell over his big ego, I sat next to Rodney Morris and we ate potato salad until I threw up on KT's shoes.

New Thread:
"Nabisco tells KT to go **** himself"

KT had a fallout with Nabisco today as they told him they didn't want him to join the Keebler team. Since he hasn't, paid anyone the money he owes , they told him not to bother packing his stuff and changing offices. I saw him on the street immediately afterward, and hit him in the mouth and got my $5000, I then threw up on his shoes again.
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Bernie :D :D
 
ScottR said:
Whilst we all can undoubtedly appreciate the spirit of humor and comeraderie in which this illustrious thread was initiated, such jocularity cannot contribute positively to the further growth of our honorable game. I shall have to respectfully decline from including myself in the ribald ripostes at other esteemed posters' expense.

And, I would also like to reiterate that my participation in the Drivermaker Memorial Holiday Tournament will not be forthcoming this year; again. My mind still boggles at the thought of a game that does not reward the subtle beauty and satisfaction that one derives from a well-played safety that completely handcuffs your opponent. Pure offense. Pfah!!

Signed,
The Forum's Most Esteemed Member

p.s. the signature I included above would NEVER (and I'm serious here) be used by the poster I am imitating, but should be a heckuva clue.
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With all those extra words that I don't understand? ......I wanna say JAM but I think someone beat me to the real guess already:D
 
pharaoh68 said:
Though these are good guesses, I was hoping they'd be a little easier for everyone.

Impersonation #2 is none other than Bob Dzurizickynkndc's (sp?!?!) biggest fan duke@neo.rr.com

Impersonation #3 is the man sings the praises of cuetech cues more than any man alive. He speaks in stream-of-conciousness and doesn't seem to know what a period or a comma or punctuation mark is and just posts long, run-on sentences all about cuetech cues. That man is travis trotter.

Impersonation #4 is an esteemed member of our forum who has quite a collection of high end cues. He buys and he sells. He loves Richard Black cues more than anyone I have ever encountered and says that every cue he is selling plays "JAM UP". He also butchers the type-written language with more typos than most humans would even think possible. (But hey! He still has some great cues and we still love him!). He is cornerstone!
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2. was obviously John The Dukester Wayne. :D
3. I've forgotten about him. :D
Pretty good reading and analysis of people's writing ( diction and grammar ) there.
Can you tell I have an IQ of over 150?:rolleyes:
 
When ever he is asked by a better player to gamble the first thing this nit like character will usually say is ... "Do I want to play you some nine-ball for cash? Ha! I think I am gonna need the two out to even stay even with you!! If that will work for ya I'll play." :D
 
#3 Travis, but I think he is well aware of how to spell CUETEC right without an H.:D :D :D
 
ScottR said:
So, the other weekend I was babysitting my Godchildren (the Szamboti's) at BARRY'S house, while baking him a nice calzone and canoli. And the most amazing thing happened, BARRY came home and paid me with two brand new cues - an ivory-handled one that his father completed in the 80's (but no one except BARRY had ever seen) AND BARRY'S first ever pteradactyl bone handle cue with Mars rocks inlays and rhino foreskin tips. I could have just kissed him. Instead I made BARRY a nice lasagna.

That BARRY . . . . what a guy.
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'll get you for this

Barbara
 
Koop said:
1. Shorty
2. The Dukester
3. My main man Travis aka BJT
4. Bill Grassley
5. Hmmm ;)
6. DrCuesProtege
7. ?
8. Breakup
9. I like Willie's response
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Special congratualtions are in order to my fellow Golden Posse members Koop and ScottR!!! Between the two of you, ya guessed 'em all!!!

Koop, good job one the 8 that you got! And Scott, you hit the nail right on the head by guessing that it was Nick with his new Mike Cochran magical cue that helps him to run 74 straight racks whenever he wants!!!

Wow! I like this thread! More to come soon!
 
rackem said:
#3 Travis, but I think he is well aware of how to spell CUETEC right without an H.:D :D :D
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You'd be surprised. I recall one post where, be it a typo or not, I saw it spelled 3 different ways by our beloved travis!
 
corvette1340 said:
All in fun Timberly. I officially call a truce if I've ever argued with you. Now I need a hug. Just remember, I am always right. :D
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It's all good. I have no problem laughing at myself inbetween defending myself. :D :D

We're cool.... until the next time we're both right but don't agree. :eek:

:p ;)
 
pharaoh68 said:
Special congratualtions are in order to my fellow Golden Posse members Koop and ScottR!!! Between the two of you, ya guessed 'em all!!!

Koop, good job one the 8 that you got! And Scott, you hit the nail right on the head by guessing that it was Nick with his new Mike Cochran magical cue that helps him to run 74 straight racks whenever he wants!!!

Wow! I like this thread! More to come soon!
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Bring em on brother posse man :D

I'm ready for ya.
 
Ok. Here are a few more for ya:

1) "Well, things look pretty good here on the tournament floor. Keith's match just got called and of course, I'll be pulling for my horse! His first round was good but you can tell his trip to the craps table last night cuaght up with him mid-way through!"

2) "Give me bad rep! PLEASE!!!!"

3) "Schick? Herceck? Szamboti? Pshaw!!! I make the best cues ever! $400 dollars wouldn't even pay for one of the shafts to me jump break cues because my cues are the choice of champions!!"

4) "There are no better cues out there than Keith Josey cues. Keith and I take a great deal of pride in our work and we stand behind every one of our cues! You'll love our cues! They are the bestest!!"

5) (this is for the political buffs that hang out in NPR) "I hate George W. Bush and I hate Faux News!!! Everything Bush has fed us is a lie and republicans are evil! Down with Faux news and damn all of you to hell for watching!!!"
 
pharaoh68 said:
Ok. Here are a few more for ya:

1) "Well, things look pretty good here on the tournament floor. Keith's match just got called and of course, I'll be pulling for my horse! His first round was good but you can tell his trip to the craps table last night cuaght up with him mid-way through!"

2) "Give me bad rep! PLEASE!!!!"

3) "Schick? Herceck? Szamboti? Pshaw!!! I make the best cues ever! $400 dollars wouldn't even pay for one of the shafts to me jump break cues because my cues are the choice of champions!!"

4) "There are no better cues out there than Keith Josey cues. Keith and I take a great deal of pride in our work and we stand behind every one of our cues! You'll love our cues! They are the bestest!!"

5) (this is for the political buffs that hang out in NPR) "I hate George W. Bush and I hate Faux News!!! Everything Bush has fed us is a lie and republicans are evil! Down with Faux news and damn all of you to hell for watching!!!"
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Jam, cuetechasaurus, varney, Skins, JWW?!
 
pharaoh68 said:
Ok. Here are a few more for ya:

1) "Well, things look pretty good here on the tournament floor. Keith's match just got called and of course, I'll be pulling for my horse! His first round was good but you can tell his trip to the craps table last night cuaght up with him mid-way through!"

2) "Give me bad rep! PLEASE!!!!"

3) "Schick? Herceck? Szamboti? Pshaw!!! I make the best cues ever! $400 dollars wouldn't even pay for one of the shafts to me jump break cues because my cues are the choice of champions!!"

4) "There are no better cues out there than Keith Josey cues. Keith and I take a great deal of pride in our work and we stand behind every one of our cues! You'll love our cues! They are the bestest!!"

5) (this is for the political buffs that hang out in NPR) "I hate George W. Bush and I hate Faux News!!! Everything Bush has fed us is a lie and republicans are evil! Down with Faux news and damn all of you to hell for watching!!!"
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1) JAM
2) cuetechasaurus
3) Varney
4) Skins
5) Hondo, et al

C'mon, man! Yawn . . . . I didn't even have to break a sweat on those . . . :p
 
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