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!Smorgass Bored

!Smorgass Bored

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I have recently been in touch with one of the top two IPT big shots (I'm serious) and he agreed to honestly answer any three questions that I asked him.

I thought of the 100s of questions posed here and the thousands of answers offered, so I decided to use my three questions wisely and not be an embarrassment to AZB. I felt honored to have the attention of someone that others were unable to reach. I hope that I didn't let anyone down...

Q-1) Have you seen any good movies lately ?
A.) Yes, I recently watched Lucky Number Slevin and enjoyed it immensely.

Q-2) What did you have for dinner ?
A.) We had meatloaf, peas, mashed potatoes and pie. And sparkling water.

Q-3) How recently have your gotten laid ?
A.) Tuesday night


In the off chance that I have further contact with this person, do you have any other questions that I might ask ?

Doug
( btw, I also asked, "what can you tell me about when the Reno players will be paid" and he replied, "ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, you've already used up your three questions.... LOL )
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I have recently been in touch with one of the top two IPT big shots (I'm serious) and he agreed to honestly answer any three questions that I asked him.

I thought of the 100s of questions posed here and the thousands of answers offered, so I decided to use my three questions wisely and not be an embarrassment to AZB. I felt honored to have the attention of someone that others were unable to reach. I hope that I didn't let anyone down...

Q-1) Have you seen any good movies lately ?
A.) Yes, I recently watched Lucky Number Slevin and enjoyed it immensely.

Q-2) What did you have for dinner ?
A.) We had meatloaf, peas, mashed potatoes and pie. And sparkling water.

Q-3) How recently have your gotten laid ?
A.) Tuesday night


In the off chance that I have further contact with this person, do you have any other questions that I might ask ?

Doug
( btw, I also asked, "what can you tell me about when the Reno players will be paid" and he replied, "ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, you've already used up your three questions.... LOL )
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Best post ever :D Hilarious.

In all seriousness though... I have been hearing good things about Lucky Number Slevin. :D
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I have recently been in touch with one of the top two IPT big shots (I'm serious) and he agreed to honestly answer any three questions that I asked him.

I thought of the 100s of questions posed here and the thousands of answers offered, so I decided to use my three questions wisely and not be an embarrassment to AZB. I felt honored to have the attention of someone that others were unable to reach. I hope that I didn't let anyone down...

Q-1) Have you seen any good movies lately ?
A.) Yes, I recently watched Lucky Number Slevin and enjoyed it immensely.

Q-2) What did you have for dinner ?
A.) We had meatloaf, peas, mashed potatoes and pie. And sparkling water.

Q-3) How recently have your gotten laid ?
A.) Tuesday night


In the off chance that I have further contact with this person, do you have any other questions that I might ask ?

Doug
( btw, I also asked, "what can you tell me about when the Reno players will be paid" and he replied, "ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, you've already used up your three questions.... LOL )
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Meatloaf blows!
 
corvette1340 said:
Meatloaf blows!
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I don't know, I'm kinda fond of Meatloaf. I really liked, "I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Pay Reno."

Doug
( I'm hoping he meant Janet Reno )
 
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Did the IPT touch you inappropriately?

Show us on the doll where the IPT touched you.

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Smorgass Bored said:
I don't know, I'm kinda fond of Meatloaf. I really liked, "I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Pay Reno."

Doug
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You, Sir, have some serious issues!!!!!!LOL
 
Ouch ! That Hurts, That TOO !!

ScottW said:
Did the IPT touch you inappropriately?

Show us on the doll where the IPT touched you.

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Ah, they touched me on my tiny stripes...... and I didn't like it. Nossir, I didn't like it one little bit.

dougie
( but, I liked the Candy )
 
ScottW said:
Did the IPT touch you inappropriately?

Show us on the doll where the IPT touched you.

knit42.jpg
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Is that Bernie? I think they touched him a little to the left and right of the crotch area, somewhere near the pocket!
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I have recently been in touch with one of the top two IPT big shots (I'm serious) and he agreed to honestly answer any three questions that I asked him.

I thought of the 100s of questions posed here and the thousands of answers offered, so I decided to use my three questions wisely and not be an embarrassment to AZB. I felt honored to have the attention of someone that others were unable to reach. I hope that I didn't let anyone down...

Q-1) Have you seen any good movies lately ?
A.) Yes, I recently watched Lucky Number Slevin and enjoyed it immensely.

Q-2) What did you have for dinner ?
A.) We had meatloaf, peas, mashed potatoes and pie. And sparkling water.

Q-3) How recently have your gotten laid ?
A.) Tuesday night


In the off chance that I have further contact with this person, do you have any other questions that I might ask ?

Doug
( btw, I also asked, "what can you tell me about when the Reno players will be paid" and he replied, "ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, you've already used up your three questions.... LOL )
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You crack me up sometimes :)

BTW, what do you call a guy with a shovel?
 
shanesinnott said:
You crack me up sometimes :)

BTW, what do you call a guy with a shovel?
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I don't know. I've heard that you call a guy with a shovel in his HEAD, Doug (dug).

What DO you call a guy with a shovel ?
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I don't know. I've heard that you call a guy with a shovel in his HEAD, Doug (dug).

What DO you call a guy with a shovel ?
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You got it...Doug (or Dug) what do you call a guy with out a shovel......Douglas :)
 
Yeah ...

Smorgass Bored said:
I don't know, I'm kinda fond of Meatloaf. I really liked, "I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Pay Reno."

Doug
( I'm hoping he meant Janet Reno )
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but the IPT is singing, '2 out of 3 ain't bad' .... lol
 
Not only that ... But

corvette1340 said:
KT is running away from paying the players like a "Bat out of Hell".
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this 'Bad Attitude' is turning into a 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' .... ROFL :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Yep ...

Smorgass Bored said:
I guess that my serious thread has officialy been Hi-Jacked. I feel like Clay Aiken vs. UFC

Doug
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I think you can safely say its in the 'Rearview Mirror', Doug (who doesn't have a serious bone in his sarcastic ridden body .... LMAO
 
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