In Touch With The IPT

Smorgass Bored said:
I guess that my serious thread has officialy been Hi-Jacked. I feel like Clay Aiken vs. UFC

Doug


Tonight on Versus following the IPT World Open, Live from the Monte Carlo in fabulous Las Vegas, Clay Aiken vs. the entire UFC. Commentary by founder of the Dork vs. UFC Tour, Kevin Trudeau and special guest commentator 8-ball Bernie Friend.
 
KY's (oops KT) new slogan

ironman said:
The NFL had a campaign slogan years ago which sai, "JUST SAY NO!"

KY's (oops KT) new slogan: "JUST SAY HO".
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I have recently been in touch with one of the top two IPT big shots (I'm serious) and he agreed to honestly answer any three questions that I asked him.

I thought of the 100s of questions posed here and the thousands of answers offered, so I decided to use my three questions wisely and not be an embarrassment to AZB. I felt honored to have the attention of someone that others were unable to reach. I hope that I didn't let anyone down...

Q-1) Have you seen any good movies lately ?
A.) Yes, I recently watched Lucky Number Slevin and enjoyed it immensely.

Q-2) What did you have for dinner ?
A.) We had meatloaf, peas, mashed potatoes and pie. And sparkling water.

Q-3) How recently have your gotten laid ?
A.) Tuesday night


In the off chance that I have further contact with this person, do you have any other questions that I might ask ?

Doug
( btw, I also asked, "what can you tell me about when the Reno players will be paid" and he replied, "ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, you've already used up your three questions.... LOL )

Tuesday my ass.
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I don't know. I've heard that you call a guy with a shovel in his HEAD, Doug (dug).

What DO you call a guy with a shovel ?

DAMMIT that's 4 reps I owe you. I just can't spread the reputation around fast enough.
 
Turning X-Rated

Smorgas bored wrote:
Q-3) How recently have your gotten laid ?
A.) Tuesday night



TATE replied:
Tuesday my ass.

Wow, does that count ? I thought that he meant with a woman.....
Doug
( not that there's anything wrong with THAT )
 
Smorgass Bored said:
TATE replied:
Tuesday my ass.

Wow, does that count ? I thought that he meant with a woman.....
Doug
( not that there's anything wrong with THAT )
I saw that response coming a mile away.
 
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