Wow, making stuff up like this totally out of the blue is likely to (and should) get you banned.
Why on earth would you totally make something like this up? I've never made up anything about you. The last story you told about me was that I had knocked up some girl with twins (or was it that I knocked up some twins--I could live with that story...lol) in some state I had never even been to, or something similar to that anyway.
Yes PLEASE, go ahead and go as deep and public as you possibly can. I can't wait to hear what you come up with next.
I bet you don't even know my name. Go ahead and try to prove me wrong.