God this is hilarious.
So I am supposed to be scared of FBI forensic tech Tracey? You do realize that real life is not CSI don't you Eddie? Forensic techs are to FBI Agents what you are to real cue makers. They both are in the same universe but just barely.
Does Tracey get paid overtime for handling all your internet background checks? Do you at least take her to Sizzler every once in awhile for all the extra work you put on her?
So now I have her name, job title and a good idea of the office she works in all thanks to you genius. I am thinking a little call to the Office of Professional Responsibility (the FBI version of Internal Affairs Eddie) that will go something like this:
" Hello Sir. A man on public forum I frequent named Eddie Wheat claims that FBI Forensic Tech Tracey Hankins is/will do unauthorized background checks on people Mr. Wheat has issues with. I have the transcripts of these posts saved for you to view Miss Hankins name complete with time stamp. Is this true sir? By the way my next phone calls will be to CNN, The Orlando Sentinal and the New York Times. Thank you and have a great day."
Just food for thought.