You chicks will get a laugh at of this one....
...so I'm walking along the Great Wall and this group of Chinese girls kept following me and taking pictures. I was like, "OMGWTF is up with these chicks?" Finally, one girl got the heart to walk up to me and she asked in broken english...."Um, you movie star?"
"YESSSSSSS I AMMMMMMM," I replied.
They all took turns getting their picture taken and I signed a few autographs.
In China, I'm a hunk of stud meat...believe it. In America, I'm a loser. In China...Thor the Nordic God of Banging.