I've can say I've never been this drunk B4

Been there!

Who moved the frigging pool table as I was going to pick up the frigging chalk?
 
I might have a chance against this guy but I'd need some odds!



Stones
 
I certainly don't remember ever being that drunk, but I remember feeling so bad some days that I must have been that smashed.
 
seems like he was walking on a plank and lost his balance! :D

I'm glad that sort of thing never happened to me. just miscued a lot though.
 
HA! I have been drunker....I once passed out with a hot chick on top of me going to town if you know what I mean:D:D
 
I once woke up in a cemetary with the door of a Jeep soft top around my neck.
Dead Money, they didn't throw you in the east river like Kramer did they?
 
Irish634 said:
Thats's funny! Not to hijack your thread... but I like this one better! :D
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that ass reminds me of a girl I accidentally hit with my cue's butt while I was aiming for a shot. the tables were so close to each other and we were playing serious pool that I neglected to look if someone was behind me while I was shooting. In my eagerness to kick someone's ass, I did manage to hit someone's ass alright, except that it was not the one that I intended to but rather a Woman's behind instead.
the women playing on the other table, can do nothing but laugh as I was apologizing frantically to that chick. what is more humiliating is that my gang and so were my opponent and his group laughed at the incident. from then on, I was referred to as "ANAL". :D
 
I wasn't playing pool when it happened but, one time I made a miniature moonshine still at my house and cooked some shine. Apparently I made it wrong because after it cooled down I took a small amount(double shot size) and passed out. I woke up about an hour later with a "somebody toned me with a bat" headache and I had wet myself:o

Jake
 
matcase said:
Dead Money, they didn't throw you in the east river like Kramer did they?
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No way and this happened in a nice hotel btw. The girl was so pissed she handcuffed me to the bed,stole my wallet and clothes and took off before I woke up;) :D:D








































Ok, this really happened at my house but I couldn't resist dropping a Seinfeld reference for a fellow fan :D:D
 
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