This one's for you bern..
The year was 95 or 96.. I'm in Greenway Billiards,Baton Rouge,LA..In comes Jack Hines..fresh out the joint..looking busted and disgusted..asking for Jessie Romig(room owner) to lay the famous BITE down..Jessie couldn't be reached so being the opportunistic gambler I am..I made Jack an offer he couldn't refuse...
The deal was I book all of his action for a solid week..backing him at 60/40..I would personally cover all bets..and I would serve as his manager per se.
The only reason I did this.. is because I was headed to a big tournament in Dallas friday and I wanted to bring a player with me to increase my odds at cashing in on action..and because I've won several times backing Jack before..I figure this would be no different..boy was I wrong!!!
O.K. sooooo... Jack,Gregg and I make the drive to Dallas..and we arrive about 5 hours before the calcutta starts so I suggest we stop at the mcdonalds and eat.. then check in our rooms and rest for a couple of hours...
WRONG!!!!!!
Jack gets a call(girlfiend's cell) and all I hear is WHAT!..WHEN!..HOW MUCH!..HOW DOES HE WANT TO PLAY?..WE'RE ON OUR WAY!
Jack turns to me.. and he is grinning from ear to ear.. I said WTF IS UP WITH YOU?! jack said "you got me up here for action right..well now you got it." then he goes on to tell me that Lil Al Mason wanted to play some..and that there was a guy betting on Al ..that would go off like a rocket!.. But he's passing thru town looking for big action..and ready to gamble NOW..RIGHT NOW..he told me he thought he would be stealing in this game ..and so screw the tournament!
Well anyway,we get to the pool room(Jack's directions) and I am getting bad vibes..we're on the wrong side of town ..jack seems all too familiar with the area and the"room" looked more like a house turned club with 2 bar-boxes..very seedy looking individuals..Jack turns to me(noticing my displeasure)and say's.. relax! you seem nervous..DON'T YOU KNOW THIS PLACE?.. THIS IS WHERE ALL THE ACTION IS ..jack introduces me and gregg to the barmaid.. then asks her(loud enough for me to hear)"So where's that straight shootin' Mason at? were here to battle"..the girl says he just left to grab a bite to eat but left word to call him when you got here..so she gets on the phone..then Jack says 2 Crown&Cokes for my friends here..pats me on the shoulder says "I got the first round" ..then walks slowly away saying"gotta drain the lizard"..so he goes to the bathroom..
Big Mistake!!!
5min.10min.15min. By now I'm thinking something's up..I go to the back where the makeshift bathroom was and ......JACK WAS GONE!!!...VANISHED!!..DISAPPEARED!!..VAMOOSE!!..
We checked everywhere.. turned the place upside down..questioning the bar maid..he wasn't in the parking lot.that S.O.B.was gooooooone!
I was pi$$ed to put it nicely..later I found out ..the bar/pool room we were in was an undercover crackhouse..Jack came there,got his fix from the bar-maid(who was in on the whole thing) and escaped out of the window of the bathroom..with $500.00 of my money to boot!
Jack Hines is the lowest form of creature on earth..without a doubt!
BTW, I've watched him run 10 racks..then cue ball jumps off the table on a Gold Crown.. So I can honestly say he is the biggest waste of talent of all time!
The year was 95 or 96.. I'm in Greenway Billiards,Baton Rouge,LA..In comes Jack Hines..fresh out the joint..looking busted and disgusted..asking for Jessie Romig(room owner) to lay the famous BITE down..Jessie couldn't be reached so being the opportunistic gambler I am..I made Jack an offer he couldn't refuse...
The deal was I book all of his action for a solid week..backing him at 60/40..I would personally cover all bets..and I would serve as his manager per se.
The only reason I did this.. is because I was headed to a big tournament in Dallas friday and I wanted to bring a player with me to increase my odds at cashing in on action..and because I've won several times backing Jack before..I figure this would be no different..boy was I wrong!!!
O.K. sooooo... Jack,Gregg and I make the drive to Dallas..and we arrive about 5 hours before the calcutta starts so I suggest we stop at the mcdonalds and eat.. then check in our rooms and rest for a couple of hours...
WRONG!!!!!!
Jack gets a call(girlfiend's cell) and all I hear is WHAT!..WHEN!..HOW MUCH!..HOW DOES HE WANT TO PLAY?..WE'RE ON OUR WAY!
Jack turns to me.. and he is grinning from ear to ear.. I said WTF IS UP WITH YOU?! jack said "you got me up here for action right..well now you got it." then he goes on to tell me that Lil Al Mason wanted to play some..and that there was a guy betting on Al ..that would go off like a rocket!.. But he's passing thru town looking for big action..and ready to gamble NOW..RIGHT NOW..he told me he thought he would be stealing in this game ..and so screw the tournament!
Well anyway,we get to the pool room(Jack's directions) and I am getting bad vibes..we're on the wrong side of town ..jack seems all too familiar with the area and the"room" looked more like a house turned club with 2 bar-boxes..very seedy looking individuals..Jack turns to me(noticing my displeasure)and say's.. relax! you seem nervous..DON'T YOU KNOW THIS PLACE?.. THIS IS WHERE ALL THE ACTION IS ..jack introduces me and gregg to the barmaid.. then asks her(loud enough for me to hear)"So where's that straight shootin' Mason at? were here to battle"..the girl says he just left to grab a bite to eat but left word to call him when you got here..so she gets on the phone..then Jack says 2 Crown&Cokes for my friends here..pats me on the shoulder says "I got the first round" ..then walks slowly away saying"gotta drain the lizard"..so he goes to the bathroom..
Big Mistake!!!
5min.10min.15min. By now I'm thinking something's up..I go to the back where the makeshift bathroom was and ......JACK WAS GONE!!!...VANISHED!!..DISAPPEARED!!..VAMOOSE!!..
We checked everywhere.. turned the place upside down..questioning the bar maid..he wasn't in the parking lot.that S.O.B.was gooooooone!
I was pi$$ed to put it nicely..later I found out ..the bar/pool room we were in was an undercover crackhouse..Jack came there,got his fix from the bar-maid(who was in on the whole thing) and escaped out of the window of the bathroom..with $500.00 of my money to boot!
Jack Hines is the lowest form of creature on earth..without a doubt!
BTW, I've watched him run 10 racks..then cue ball jumps off the table on a Gold Crown.. So I can honestly say he is the biggest waste of talent of all time!
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