JAY HELFERT's METAMORPHOSIS at DCC

Fatboy said:
if i fly JoeyA i wont bet on that match, but we'll find something to bet on. tails?;) :D
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sounds good I'm small action but it will be fun. I really hope this takes place and I going to do everything I can to get there to watch it in person.
 
JoeyA said:
I almost have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I'm not laughing at you brother. I know you are a good player. I'm laughing with you. (did you catch the brother comment?)

JoeyA (Boss, I be shakin').
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Joey, this is beginning to bore me. I have offered to play you for whatever you want to play for and you keep asking for more and more. Let's see, now you want your expenses paid, and are looking for a backer as well. Do your really want to play or do you just want to keep fooling around on here?

NO ONE is paying my way to get there or put up any money for me. Why are you asking for your expenses all paid? Every time I have told you I would play, you just call me the Gingerbread Man and refuse to make any kind of commitment.

I don't really want to fly all the way to South Dakota, but I will to play you. We can make the airfare part of the bet. How does that sound? It seems like everyone on here makes you the favorite over me, except me. I think you're scared! I've been around this racket a long time, and I usually have a good idea what's what and who's who.

LET'S MAKE A GAME, A TIME TO PLAY, A LOCATION AND A BET! And then let's get it on. If you beat me, I will be the first one to shake your hand. I've lost before, so I can handle it. If you do not want to make a game with me, stop all this jiving around.

The only thing that we've decided so far is that we will play two sets, Races to Five in One Pocket and Banks. EVEN! Now shit or get off the pot! I'm serious! I'm done with all this nonsense. I have better things to do then jack off about a game that isn't going to happen. If you scared, just say so and we're done. I won't hold it against you.

If you aren't willing to put something concrete together, then please let's just stop all this now. I'M READY TO PLAY YOU! Is that clear enough?
 
jay helfert said:
Joey, this is beginning to bore me. I have offered to play you for whatever you want to play for and you keep asking for more and more. Let's see, now you want your expenses paid, and are looking for a backer as well. Do your really want to play or do you just want to keep fooling around on here?

NO ONE is paying my way to get there or put up any money for me. Why are you asking for your expenses all paid? Every time I have told you I would play, you just call me the Gingerbread Man and refuse to make any kind of commitment.

I don't really want to fly all the way to South Dakota, but I will to play you. We can make the airfare part of the bet. How does that sound? It seems like everyone on here makes you the favorite over me, except me. I think you're scared! I've been around this racket a long time, and I usually have a good idea what's what and who's who.

LET'S MAKE A GAME, A TIME TO PLAY, A LOCATION AND A BET! And then let's get it on. If you beat me, I will be the first one to shake your hand. I've lost before, so I can handle it. If you do not want to make a game with me, stop all this jiving around.

The only thing that we've decided so far is that we will play two sets, Races to Five in One Pocket and Banks. EVEN! Now shit or get off the pot! I'm serious! I'm done with all this nonsense. I have better things to do then jack off about a game that isn't going to happen. If you scared, just say so and we're done. I won't hold it against you.

If you aren't willing to put something concrete together, then please let's just stop all this now. I'M READY TO PLAY YOU! Is that clear enough?
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I think Fatboy offered to pay for Joey to get there. Joey never asked. I never seen Joey ask for someone to back him either. I feel Joey will play you but maybe he's just giving you a taste of your own medicine in a way? :) Kind of like when you woofed at me saying you will play and how you will beat me and Joey back to back and then later said you didn't really want to play me. :eek: There's been a bit of that lately.. People say they will play someone then they didn't really mean it. lol.. :p
 
Nine Ball said:
I think Fatboy offered to pay for Joey to get there. Joey never asked. I never seen Joey ask for someone to back him either. I feel Joey will play you but maybe he's just giving you a taste of your own medicine in a way? :) Kind of like when you woofed at me saying you will play and how you will beat me and Joey back to back and then later said you didn't really want to play me. :eek: There's been a bit of that lately.. People say they will play someone then they didn't really mean it. lol.. :p
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blah blah blah blah. Save it for someone else. You're a lock artist and Joey needs the stone cold nuts. You two should play each other!

You want to play me kid? Bring all your money and I mean all of it, and we can play one game of Banks for the whole thing. You can come to wherever I play Joey, if I ever do. This ain't flipping a coin. This is pool son. Do you want to play and bet high for once in your life? Or do you want to keep trying to trap Fatboy? I KNOW you're a better player than me, but your elbow might lock up for all your cash. Mine won't! And that's the difference between me and you KID!
 
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Smorgass Bored said:
Let us not forget how much of this started; http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=85254

Doug
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I had almost forgotten all of the excuses Jay gave for not playing me when I went to the Derby City Classic FOR NINE DAYS.

Doug, you do deserve credit for trying to flush Jay out of that oven his daddy had him baking in except that his mom and dad were right. When Jay came out of that oven door, he was like greased lightning. The GINGERBREAD MAN was FAST, much faster than I ever expected.

I appreciate the grand effort you made for the forum & Jay & I and all that you do here. Maybe, Fatboy will provide you with a plane ticket too. ;)

I'm not really up on the where and when thing right now. I have been playing lots of pool tournaments lately and getting no where but that doesn't stop me from using up my get out of jail cards but you never know. Remember, I almost didn't make the DCC. If it hadn't have been for boradriver's generosity I would probably not have gone. Imagine what I would have missed?

JoeyA
 
jay helfert said:
blah blah blah blah. Save it for someone else. You're a lock artist and Joey needs the stone cold nuts. You two should play each other!
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Don't get so personal Ginger. :p You claim to be a strong shortstop. I'm such a lock artist that I haven't played in a year and took you up on your woof to play me. Yep.. Your right.. I'm a lock man..
 
JoeyA said:
I had almost forgotten all of the excuses Jay gave for not playing me when I went to the Derby City Classic FOR NINE DAYS.

Doug, you do deserve credit for trying to flush Jay out of that oven his daddy had him baking in except that his mom and dad were right. When Jay came out of that oven door, he was like greased lightning. The GINGERBREAD MAN was FAST, much faster than I ever expected.

I appreciate the grand effort you made for the forum & Jay & I and all that you do here. Maybe, Fatboy will provide you with a plane ticket too. ;)

I'm not really up on the where and when thing right now. I have been playing lots of pool tournaments lately and getting no where but that doesn't stop me from using up my get out of jail cards but you never know. Remember, I almost didn't make the DCC. If it hadn't have been for boradriver's generosity I would probably not have gone. Imagine what I would have missed?

JoeyA
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Okay, here's Joey's answer.
 
Nine Ball said:
Don't get so personal Ginger. :p You claim to be a strong shortstop. I'm such a lock artist that I haven't played in a year and took you up on your woof to play me. Yep.. Your right.. I'm a lock man..
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And here's Nine Balls.
 
jay helfert said:
blah blah blah blah. Save it for someone else. You're a lock artist and Joey needs the stone cold nuts. You two should play each other!

You want to play me kid? Bring all your money and I mean all of it, and we can play one game of Banks for the whole thing. You can come to wherever I play Joey, if I ever do. This ain't flipping a coin. This is pool son. Do you want to play and bet high for once in your life? Or do you want to keep trying to trap Fatboy? I KNOW you're a better player than me, but your elbow might lock up for all your cash. Mine won't! And that's the difference between me and you KID!
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Ginger, You no nut having Gingerbread Man. If you wanna start all that talk.. I will bring the freakin house and instead of your goofy ONE GAME crap like fatboy and FLIP A COIN, You can play me an ahead set in nine ball and I'll unload on you.. I'll bet my last penny.... How bout them apples?
 
I challenged both of them and all I got was more bobbing and weaving.

Sorry to disappoint you gang, but I'm done with this thread.
 
jay helfert said:
And here's Nine Balls.
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No, My answer is right above this post.... Notice Ginger quoted me on what I said.. What he didn't tell you was he edited the post to woof then took my answer. Once I saw the edit I think my answer is very clear on what I said below.
 
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jay helfert said:
I challenged both of them and all I got was more bobbing and weaving.

Sorry to disappoint you gang, but I'm done with this thread.
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Ginger I just gave you action...... Your a jerk and I can't wait to drill you.. Or are you gonna run from what I just said???????
 
jay helfert said:
I challenged both of them and all I got was more bobbing and weaving.

Sorry to disappoint you gang, but I'm done with this thread.
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Ginger, You no nut having Gingerbread Man. If you wanna start all that talk.. I will bring the freakin house and instead of your goofy ONE GAME crap like fatboy and FLIP A COIN, You can play me an ahead set in nine ball and I'll unload on you.. I'll bet my last penny.... How bout them apples?

Ginger, You no nut having Gingerbread Man. If you wanna start all that talk.. I will bring the freakin house and instead of your goofy ONE GAME crap like fatboy and FLIP A COIN, You can play me an ahead set in nine ball and I'll unload on you.. I'll bet my last penny.... How bout them apples?

Ginger, You no nut having Gingerbread Man. If you wanna start all that talk.. I will bring the freakin house and instead of your goofy ONE GAME crap like fatboy and FLIP A COIN, You can play me an ahead set in nine ball and I'll unload on you.. I'll bet my last penny.... How bout them apples?
 
jay helfert said:
And here's Nine Balls.
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I just sent you a PM with exactly what I said here.... We all know who the mouth is if you run now.

Ginger, You no nut having Gingerbread Man. If you wanna start all that talk.. I will bring the freakin house and instead of your goofy ONE GAME crap like fatboy and FLIP A COIN, You can play me an ahead set in nine ball and I'll unload on you.. I'll bet my last penny.... How bout them apples?

And I never got out of line by saying any of this either.....
 
I Guess The Pen IS Mightier Than The Sword

jay helfert said:
I challenged both of them and all I got was more bobbing and weaving.

Sorry to disappoint you gang, but I'm done with this thread.
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Jay,
I apologize. I've been poking fun at you for a month (or more) and I had no idea that you sharked so easily, just from some online woofing. I thought that you were way more seasoned than that.

A few taunts from Josh, a dancing Gingerbread Man and a new nickname from JoeyA. and a little song from me and you've gone completely on TILT.

Once again, I'm sorry. I had no idea that you were that, ah, SENSITIVE.
Doug
 
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