JAY HELFERT's METAMORPHOSIS at DCC
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C'mon Everbody....SING ALONG
Sung to this tune:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG2hW5oKyN0
Who can take a pool game (who can take a pool game).
And make a bet or two (and make a bet or two)
Then disappear from sight, when the money's on the light.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight
Who is always yapping (who is always yapping)
About the people that he's played (bout the the people that he's played)
He get's the game he asks for, then slips out of the back door.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man.
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight.
We need to take some Day-Glow (we need to take some Day-Glow)
And spray it on just right (and spray it on just right)
And when he starts to bark, he will light up in the dark.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man.
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight.
Doug
( this should get Rep from JoeyA. ) imo
Sung to this tune:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG2hW5oKyN0
Who can take a pool game (who can take a pool game).
And make a bet or two (and make a bet or two)
Then disappear from sight, when the money's on the light.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight
Who is always yapping (who is always yapping)
About the people that he's played (bout the the people that he's played)
He get's the game he asks for, then slips out of the back door.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man.
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight.
We need to take some Day-Glow (we need to take some Day-Glow)
And spray it on just right (and spray it on just right)
And when he starts to bark, he will light up in the dark.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man.
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight.
Doug
( this should get Rep from JoeyA. ) imo
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Anyone who is following this thread and the last one between Joey and I knows who is ducking who. One clue, it ain't me! Now this millionaire wants his expenses paid. Hey dude, I'm paying my own way! Next he'll be holding out for a backer. Poor Joy Boy got called out, and now he's squirming.
Joy Boy is developing a severe case of "duckitis". I wonder who the Gingerbread Man is now. There is old saying that is appropo here. "We tell on ourselves by the words we speak." All Joeys banter about the Gingerbread Man may as well be directed at a mirror.
One more time Joey. I'm gonna kick your butt when we play! I WANT YOU! 5-0, 5-0 that's my prediction!
Joy Boy is developing a severe case of "duckitis". I wonder who the Gingerbread Man is now. There is old saying that is appropo here. "We tell on ourselves by the words we speak." All Joeys banter about the Gingerbread Man may as well be directed at a mirror.
One more time Joey. I'm gonna kick your butt when we play! I WANT YOU! 5-0, 5-0 that's my prediction!
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i'll cover all of Joey's expenses to get there just because I want to see the game, I would have covered jays too but he just said he is gonna go so that saved me a dime as I was gonna cover his too (thanks for speaking up). I know-not think but know this would be good for TAR and since I said I do things for them and was questioned what did I do or would do this is it, i'll get the players up there so they have no excuse, I want them to have as many people watching as possible so this is my way of helping, and a undercard format is a brilliant plan for all their matches in the future, hell i might play in one, but back to this game there is NO EXCUSE FOR EITHER PLAYER NOT TO SHOW UP AND PLAY because i'll make sure they are there on my dime. now whos gonna chicken out. I'm sick and tired of all the talk, excuses, etc. get your asses up there and play!!!!! what ever you bet is not my business, infact i dont even like the bet, i just like the action, I have my own plans on my next big bet which I will make public when the time is right, back to business.....whats the next excuse for not playing guys?
Smorgass Bored said:Sung to this tune:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG2hW5oKyN0
Who can take a pool game (who can take a pool game).
And make a bet or two (and make a bet or two)
Then disappear from sight, when the money's on the light.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight
Who is always yapping (who is always yapping)
About the people that he's played (bout the the people that he's played)
He get's the game he asks for, then slips out of the back door.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man.
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight.
We need to take some Day-Glow (we need to take some Day-Glow)
And spray it on just right (and spray it on just right)
And when he starts to bark, he will light up in the dark.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man.
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight.
Doug
( this should get Rep from JoeyA. ) imo
Doug, Seeing how you "super-sized" that little fellow in your avator pic, I can now say with certainty that if that is not a gingerbread MAN, then it is a gingerbread woman who is "turtleing" and is in fact scrambling for a bathroom.
Very nice offer by Fatboy. I really want to see this go down and hope to be able to attend. Fatboy if this does go down and I can make it I would like to make a small side bet with you which we can discuss in person the day of the event.
Come on guys let get a date and location and make this thing happen.
Come on guys let get a date and location and make this thing happen.
Terry Ardeno said:Mike,
Your quote lost me, as I don't get what you're trying to say. If you look real close (and I mean you have to look really closely) you can see a wee tiny little nodule-like itty-bitty bump in the area of the aforementioned figure that would help denote the sexuality of said character. In other words, that is a male cartoon. So JoeyA has kept it clean on "man-hood".
As a sidebar, JoeyA & Jay, you guys are both terrific sports to keep us railbirds in stitches while we read all the balleyhooing between you both!
You both get King Kong kudos for keeping it clean and good natured.
And some of this woofing is really funny stuff to boot! Good job guys!
Looks can be deceiving. If you breathe in deeply through your nose you'll discover it's the not mini-mannage your pondering but shit from where the caricature soiled itself
Not full of S^it
Are you saying that the Gingerbread Man avatar is not full of s^it anymore, he just needs a colonic therapist?
ribdoner said:Looks can be deceiving. If you breathe in deeply through your nose you'll discover it's the not mini-mannage your pondering but shit from where the caricature soiled itself
Are you saying that the Gingerbread Man avatar is not full of s^it anymore, he just needs a colonic therapist?
Fatboy said:
Fatboy
May I assume that your generosity only extends as far as airfare TO the match, since that is all that is required to deliver the reluctant woofer to the table?
BlowFish said:
Jay will 100% he has his nose open, I know him well and he cant stop talking about it. Jay dosent B.S. around, he WILL be there,
JoeyA I dont know him very well, but I like him, he PM'ed me a few times and was very nice and looking out for me, so I have nothing but good things to say about him, I consider him a class act and a friend who I havent met and would like to. Unfortunatly we didnt meet at the Derby this year that I can remember, I met so many people its a blur in my blurry mind.
So how does Fatboy fit into this? Well I have 2 friends who want to play and there has been alot of talk that I ignored, but Jay keeps talking to me about it. Secondly I was asked yesterday what do I do for TAR and I have done a few things and want to do more, i consider them friends as well. So in the interest of good pool I want to see this game happen, JoeyA said he likes to travel like me, and I can relate to that and respect that. Also his avitar is special to me, Since I said I want to do things for pool and give it a shot in the arm, i'm not gonna start a tour, have tournments etc yet, i dont know what the future holds, but to get my toes wet I offered to pay their expensis to go there to make the game happen, TAR should benefit, one of the 2 players will(i want jelly
) and I'll be the loser but not in the long run, I want to have good credibility in pool, and after that thing yesterday i didnt sidestep any questions, I know there are people who dont like me and thats cool but they cant say i'm just talk. It's worth it to me to put my $$$ where my mouth is, and this is doing just that. There is no excuses for either player. And I 100% will not bet on this match I made my offer to back up my words that I'm here to do my best for pool, give to the sport not take someway from it, Thats what Fatboy is all about, the tooth thing has been beat to death but I offered fair action for "BIG $$$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$" to quote cornfed, it didnt happen and I respect tooth for not making that bet I had too many barrels, and he knew it, never flip coins on short $$$. this game is a tough one for both players I have been told and NOT from Jay, I do know a few other people, believe it or not. The under card concept that just popped up, its the first I heard of it is brilliant like I said before. So I want to be a part of it, but I dont want my name "Fatboy" on any of the promotions etc. I want to do it privatly, i'm not looking for attention, i've had my 15 minutes and am done with that, I want a good match.
jay helfert said:
From what I have read........Joey had a great teacher!!!!!!
Russ..
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Smorgass Bored said:Sung to this tune:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG2hW5oKyN0
Who can take a pool game (who can take a pool game).
And make a bet or two (and make a bet or two)
Then disappear from sight, when the money's on the light.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight
Who is always yapping (who is always yapping)
About the people that he's played (bout the the people that he's played)
He get's the game he asks for, then slips out of the back door.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man.
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight.
We need to take some Day-Glow (we need to take some Day-Glow)
And spray it on just right (and spray it on just right)
And when he starts to bark, he will light up in the dark.
The Gingerbread Man, The Gingerbread Man.
The Gingerbread Man, cause he woofs it up all night and then he disappears from sight.
Doug
( this should get Rep from JoeyA. ) imo
FUNNY MAN! That's why you are the REP KING. LOL. Rep sent.
JoeyA
jay helfert said:Anyone who is following this thread and the last one between Joey and I knows who is ducking who. One clue, it ain't me! Now this millionaire wants his expenses paid. Hey dude, I'm paying my own way! Next he'll be holding out for a backer. Poor Joy Boy got called out, and now he's squirming.
Joy Boy is developing a severe case of "duckitis". I wonder who the Gingerbread Man is now. There is old saying that is appropo here. "We tell on ourselves by the words we speak." All Joeys banter about the Gingerbread Man may as well be directed at a mirror.
One more time Joey. I'm gonna kick your butt when we play! I WANT YOU! 5-0, 5-0 that's my prediction!
I almost have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I'm not laughing at you brother. I know you are a good player. I'm laughing with you. (did you catch the brother comment?)
JoeyA (Boss, I be shakin').
Scott Lee said:
when i dunno, i think its in South dakota, where the TAR clan is at. I just want the game to go off, so i'm just eliminating any and all reasons why it cant happen, i'm gonna be pissed If I blow a dime and they play for $200/set. I just want to sweat it, i'll make my $$$ on a game comming up here soon, I just have to catch the game I like and find some or a corp. to cover what I want to bet, somewhere around $5,000-not more.