Joey A

Unfair tactics !!!

jay helfert said:
Hey Lenny, Eric usually sends me to take care of his light work. I need a reason to start playing again. I've barely hit a ball in months. TRUE!
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I have had Lenny on a strict training regimen (no SoCo till after noon, sleep at least 2 hrs. every few days) preparing to play a guy with a bad back and broken feet.
Now, out of the woodwork, comes a perfect physical specimen, with major accomplishments in the world of pooldumb.
We will need additional time (like 2 yrs.) to train for such a match, and assuming Mr. Helfert can live a little longer, I'm sure the opposing camp would agree to this minor concession.

Dick "Trainer for the Stars"
 
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SJDinPHX said:
I have had Lenny on a strict training regimen (no SoCo till after noon, sleep at least 2 hrs. every few days) preparing to play a guy with a bad back and broken feet.
Now, out of the woodwork, comes a perfect physical specimen, with major accomplishments in the world of pooldumb.
We will need additional time to train for such a match, and assuming Mr. Helfert can live a little longer, I'm sure the opposing camp would agree to this concession.

Dick "Trainer for the Stars"
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Okay, give me a date. I play all games.
 
DeadPoked said:
JoeyA does have a unique way of speaking only in sexual innuendos. I think he uses that as a shark move. Old man trickery.
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No tricks. I just know that you enjoy that kind of kinky talk, D:poke: :lol:
JoeyA
 
DeadPoked said:
JoeyA does have a unique way of speaking only in sexual innuendos. I think he uses that as a shark move. Old man trickery.
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For those who listened to the gsbt feed with Grady, the phrase that comes to mind is "dominant but gentle".
 
JoeyA teased us with:
No tricks. I just know that you enjoy that kind of kinky talk.
JoeyA

crawfish said:
You big tease. Shame on you. You got all these guys worked up at their keyboard.
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Not me............I'M SPENT.

Doug
(I need a cigarette..... imo) :)
 
Smorgass Bored said:
Or a balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. :)

Doug
(I shouldn't have said that, he's me pal. Get thee behind me SATAN) dammit !
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How can you think of funny stuff like this?

Do you realize the image of a big, no, GIANT head of JoeyA's likeness floating along the Macy's parade next year is something I'm going to be watching for next year. With Fatboy's cash, Lenny's creativity, your inspirational idea, Jay's connections in pooldom and JoeyA rubbing shoulders now with Martin Scorsese while we eagerly await his cover story in the next issue of "People" magazine, I think this may come to fruition!
:smile:
 
jay helfert said:
I've barely hit a ball in months. TRUE!
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Last time I heard that, I fell off my dinosaur! :wink:


I can imagine Luther Lassiter saying to Fast Lenny, "Why I tell you sir, it's been YEARS since I even walked past a poolhall sir. Indeed sir, it's true!"

Jay, that was a good one! I can't believe you just layed that out there!
ALL of us practically live on our tables!

My buddy! (Wow!)
 
jay helfert said:
Hey Lenny, Eric usually sends me to take care of his light work. I need a reason to start playing again. I've barely hit a ball in months. TRUE!
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Oh Gingerbread Man,what happened with you and Joey A? :grin:
 
SJDinPHX said:
I have had Lenny on a strict training regimen (no SoCo till after noon, sleep at least 2 hrs. every few days) preparing to play a guy with a bad back and broken feet.
Now, out of the woodwork, comes a perfect physical specimen, with major accomplishments in the world of pooldumb.
We will need additional time (like 2 yrs.) to train for such a match, and assuming Mr. Helfert can live a little longer, I'm sure the opposing camp would agree to this minor concession.

Dick "Trainer for the Stars"
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Well if you train me for 2 years then Jay has action! :thumbup:,that is if I live that long with no sleep and alot of booze.
 
Fast Lenny said:
Well if you train me for 2 years then Jay has action! :thumbup:,that is if I live that long with no sleep and alot of booze.
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Trust me Lenny, if you have Southern Comfort, and the other guy has none.... well, it's the same as cheating ! ;)
 
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