ktrepal85 walks into a bar...
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I did something like this in second grade to a classmate I didn't like.
I was 7.
Just sayin.
Winners must come to the Applebee's in Scranton.
When I was 6 all the older/cooler kids had shaved their heads, so I told my dad I wanted to do it too. I strutted into class the next day with my shaved head looking like a plucked chicken and thinking I was the coolest mofo around. One of the aforementioned cool kids stood up and yelled across the classroom, "THIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE COOL NOW!" ...and to my dismay, this was 100% true. My coolness remained woefully unaffected by my cool haircut.
Kids can be cruel.
Change in Venue
Can we meet at Jim Rempe's in Aerial PA just outside of Scranton and play on his Connolly Ultimate table in his man cave instead?
Wedge
Can we meet at Jim Rempe's in Aerial PA just outside of Scranton and play on his Connolly Ultimate table in his man cave instead?
Wedge
He found out he didn't know as much as he thought he did, and his head exploded.
In the darkest of times a guy enlisted, to THE pool forum online
A bright eyed lad by the name Straightpool_99
His posts were long and largely ignored
Most by his posts were thoroughly bored
When playing the game he would rarely play center
On the forum he'd too hastily press "enter"
By shunning and hatred he remained undeterred
At least, he thought, he'd sometimes get in a word
Through this he'd gain some notoriety
And would not be considered a garden variety
He learned of a post where the hated ones were listed
But alas they'd forgotten he even exitsted!
A bright eyed lad by the name Straightpool_99
His posts were long and largely ignored
Most by his posts were thoroughly bored
When playing the game he would rarely play center
On the forum he'd too hastily press "enter"
By shunning and hatred he remained undeterred
At least, he thought, he'd sometimes get in a word
Through this he'd gain some notoriety
And would not be considered a garden variety
He learned of a post where the hated ones were listed
But alas they'd forgotten he even exitsted!
Strange part is, he is an APA 7, but plays even with the 8's, which means he is a C+/ B- player. Yet he feels qualified to tell much better players, people that have intensely studied pool, and instructors that they are wrong. Just because he knows better....
This was begging for a two nuns, a priest and Ktrepal walk into a bar joke...
the punch line would be...
oh don't mind him, he's just part of the banned...
You know we've all been spending too much time on AZ when you post a touch of inside
joke....and people get it.
:smile:
Lol ... you always get a chuckle out of me Matt.
What we have here....is the [ Post of the Month ]
...you'll be contacted for your details but you will have to answer a skill testing question.
pt....throws his copy of Milton's Paradise Lost into the fireplace
Puns?....hah...I don't mess with no stinkin' puns
Wedge walks into a bar....full of attendees of an environmental convention...
...says to the barkeep " My name is Wedge, and I would like a double brandy."
...the barkeep says " Okay, but don't be hitting any greens."